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If you are bored, do this .. ?
Skyline Drive
post Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM
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Random things to do :

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "why the poems don't rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
 

Posts in this topic
Skyline Drive   If you are bored   Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM
icy_wonderland   haha, i like 18   Jul 27 2005, 01:12 AM
ApocalypseAelis   I'm going to try number seven starting now and...   Jul 27 2005, 01:44 AM
x_lilvietdreamer_x   QUOTE17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ...   Jul 27 2005, 01:46 AM
b0st0ngrl   Haha, I like 17, 18 and 19. Those made me laugh. :...   Jul 27 2005, 01:48 AM
elmogurly   LOL. Those are funny, made me laugh   Jul 27 2005, 03:58 AM
hall0w   imma do 3 and 10   Jul 28 2005, 10:12 PM
DoPeY_aLaN   LMAO.. I AM PRACTICALLY LAUGHING MY A** OFF... th...   Jul 28 2005, 10:19 PM
barelyy_coherent   QUOTE5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks....   Jul 28 2005, 10:23 PM
pyrochick19770   LMAO, those are great.   Jul 28 2005, 10:32 PM
napoleon034   nice ones   Jul 29 2005, 03:38 PM
mizz_americaz   oh those are good, ill be sure to try em out   Jul 29 2005, 03:53 PM
DullStringedGuitar   QUOTE17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ...   Jul 30 2005, 10:11 AM
xrytx   wow hilarious but some i dun really understand   Jul 30 2005, 10:37 AM
Purplefender86   Oh i like the one with the kids I would have total...   Aug 13 2005, 01:01 AM
Olive   hehe i like number 1 and the punctuation one i wil...   Aug 13 2005, 02:20 AM
CrazayChristian   I dont get it not use punctuation thats just wierd...   Aug 13 2005, 12:38 PM
r05esarred   hahaha i like # 17   Aug 13 2005, 01:04 PM
ermfermoo   I'm going to have kids just for number 19.   Aug 13 2005, 01:09 PM
aera   cant wait until i can do 19 =]   Aug 13 2005, 09:09 PM
alli   19 is funny   Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
alli   19 is funny   Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
XDrayne   QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jul 26 2005, 11:19 ...   Aug 15 2005, 05:05 PM


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