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 Aug 11 2005, 01:05 AM
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 chocolate luva  Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450  |
thats what he get
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Aug 11 2005, 01:05 AM
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chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
thats what he gets
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Aug 11 2005, 01:05 AM
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chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
thats what he gets
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Aug 11 2005, 01:16 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao i know this. it's funny.
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Aug 11 2005, 12:55 PM
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That's hillarious. Stupid pig!
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Aug 11 2005, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Aug 10 2005, 8:13 PM) If she was driving (sitting) with her clothes on, how was the dildo still stabbing her butt?  Not hers, the police officer's. |
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Aug 11 2005, 01:12 PM
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 Explorer Group: Member Posts: 66 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,034 |
thats funny but ive read it b4. what if they really had something like that.....
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Aug 12 2005, 09:37 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 200,544 |
ROFL
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Aug 12 2005, 09:43 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 11 2005, 12:01 PM) Not hers, the police officer's. 'Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road.' She's sitting, dressed. How can the dildo be thrusting into her to make her have an orgasm? |
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Oct 22 2005, 08:44 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
LOL. that's the best joke everr(:
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Oct 26 2005, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Aug 12 2005, 9:43 PM) 'Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road.' She's sitting, dressed. How can the dildo be thrusting into her to make her have an orgasm? C'mooon, it's only a joke. But while we're at it... ...how would the dildo get the police man's ass if it's still in her pants? |
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Oct 26 2005, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(salcha @ Oct 26 2005, 1:39 AM) C'mooon, it's only a joke. But while we're at it... ...how would the dildo get the police man's ass if it's still in her pants? You really think that a magic dildo that obeys commands can't get into and out of pants fairly easily? |
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Oct 26 2005, 04:28 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
That's hilarious.
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Oct 26 2005, 04:43 PM
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hahahaha that's HILARIOUS! i doubt it's pg-13 though lol
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Oct 26 2005, 04:45 PM
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Oct 27 2005, 06:12 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
ew. poor police man.
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Oct 28 2005, 01:43 AM
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QUOTE(hall0w @ Jul 28 2005, 10:16 PM) LOL THATS FUNNY NOW THE POLICE HAS IT UP HIS ASS ! LOL Thanks for pointing out the joke. I didn't get it at first.   This wasn't bad, though. Not overly predictable like other jokes. I liked it. |
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