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 Aug 6 2005, 02:24 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter
met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer." The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy says, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked. The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven." Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive." The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good." Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln." The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Ferrari!" A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Ferrari crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy with the Ferrari what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!" |
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Aug 6 2005, 05:53 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
awww. poor guy.
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Aug 6 2005, 04:23 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
aww poor guy that wife must cheated bunches of timess lol
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Aug 6 2005, 08:43 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Bwhahahahha.
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Aug 6 2005, 09:34 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
i know it's meant to be funny but if that was really true it would be so horrible...
 when i read it i was like 
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Aug 7 2005, 03:47 AM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
where did the jaguar come from?
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Aug 7 2005, 03:49 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 195,698 |
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. poor fella
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Aug 7 2005, 04:57 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
my bad, i fixed it to the real car, I guess I had Jaguars on my mind
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Aug 7 2005, 03:18 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
lol. that's sad, but his pity makes me laugh harder.
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Aug 8 2005, 10:45 PM
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aww poor guy
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Aug 10 2005, 07:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
that's sad.
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Aug 11 2005, 12:56 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
ooooo that sucks he shoulda slapped her.. thats what she would have done
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Aug 11 2005, 01:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That's not very nice.
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Aug 11 2005, 01:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 374 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,246 |
Sad... Sad... poor guy :(
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Oct 22 2005, 08:50 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl !
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Oct 26 2005, 06:54 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
that's so sad. what a nice way to find out your wife cheated on you
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Oct 26 2005, 07:16 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
Aww, that would suck, lol.
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Oct 27 2005, 02:45 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Hahhah. But hey, at least he's got a ferrari.
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Oct 27 2005, 06:04 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
LOL at least he got a nice car =)
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