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 Aug 3 2005, 01:47 AM
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A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law. "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now, so perhaps you could stop by a little later?" Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway. Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she said, excitedly. "Needs ironing." he replied. |
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gotahemmi55 Love Dress Aug 3 2005, 01:47 AM
xchrystizzle yay im first
LMAO thats hilarious x) Aug 3 2005, 01:52 AM its_annah XDD
That was SO WRONG of the husband to say that.... Aug 3 2005, 01:58 AM Kameko LOL that made me laugh. Aug 3 2005, 01:59 AM Kameko shiiiiiit double post sorry!!! Aug 3 2005, 02:01 AM DullStringedGuitar HAHAHAHAH Aug 3 2005, 09:08 AM i heart john That's soooo mean!!
But funny. Aug 3 2005, 10:44 AM allboutme2987 i dont get it.... Aug 3 2005, 02:34 PM
anubis QUOTE(allboutme2987 @ Aug 3 2005, 1:34 PM)i d... Aug 3 2005, 05:09 PM yellowgurl QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 3:09 PM)OMGG
iro... Aug 15 2005, 08:49 PM xenosaga lol, i laughed at the very last quote. this is rea... Aug 3 2005, 08:17 PM elmogurly so dirty! haha Aug 4 2005, 03:46 AM danielle_x3 lol! it WAS mean. haha funny guy. Aug 4 2005, 06:32 AM jnukes oh. damn. lmao ! Aug 4 2005, 05:30 PM pyrochick19770 OUCH. LMAO, that's funny. Aug 4 2005, 05:32 PM mizz_americaz aww poor wife Aug 5 2005, 04:18 PM RED_RUM lmao that's mean but yet soo funny Aug 5 2005, 06:04 PM toodlepops. LOL! That's too funny. Aug 6 2005, 01:42 AM ikayto OMG AHAHHA, SERVED! Aug 6 2005, 01:45 AM CarbiNe hhaah mean old husband Aug 8 2005, 11:00 PM XtasyHigh lol that's a good one but she saw her daught... Aug 10 2005, 06:58 PM charanjust4yu she musta divorced him Aug 11 2005, 01:11 AM Purplefender86 HAHA! That's not very nice! Aug 11 2005, 12:59 PM DUMBO Lmao. Aug 12 2005, 09:48 PM hall0w rofl! hahahaha Aug 14 2005, 11:20 AM GetMiNE_GetY0URS what a jerk Aug 14 2005, 07:23 PM kananiola HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. CUTE. Aug 14 2005, 07:30 PM lbjshaq2345 eww...lol thats nasty to think about...eww mental ... Aug 14 2005, 07:32 PM XDrayne AHHAHAHAHAHAH ;P LOL!! THAT WAS FUNNYY Aug 15 2005, 05:17 PM b0st0ngrl Ah man that was so mean but funny. :P Aug 15 2005, 05:19 PM  |
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