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Embarrassing situation, what would u do?
gotahemmi55
post Aug 5 2005, 01:55 AM
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A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 02:33 AM
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haha thats good but for $200 she couldn't have been tto beautiful
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 02:42 AM
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i dont really get it.. but i guess its kinda funny
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 02:54 AM
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Klassik 1..that was good
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 02:58 AM
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Psychologist: " YES PENIS EXTENSIONS ARE RATHER EXPENSIVE " ermm.gif ?
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 04:09 PM
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^ haha nice extension to the joke
lol funny
 
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post Aug 6 2005, 05:55 AM
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LOL. smart guy!
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 10:57 PM
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lolz nice one
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 11:38 PM
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lol smart guy biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2005, 12:26 AM
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good one
 
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post Aug 10 2005, 06:56 PM
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laugh.gif I deem it tell-worthy. where'd yuu get that from?
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 01:12 AM
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har har
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 01:13 PM
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LOL! I like that one he realy got her back good. You tell funny jukes I like them!
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 01:13 PM
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LOL! I like that one he realy got her back good. You tell funny jukes I like them!
 
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post Aug 11 2005, 01:14 PM
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LOL! I like that one he realy got her back good. You tell funny jukes I like them!
 
alli
post Sep 2 2005, 02:54 PM
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that was great.
 
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post Sep 2 2005, 02:59 PM
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I like. Very clever guy.
 
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post Sep 2 2005, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE(Olive @ Aug 5 2005, 2:58 AM)
Psychologist: " YES PENIS EXTENSIONS ARE RATHER EXPENSIVE "  ermm.gif ?
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^Lmao. That woulda been good.
Paybacks a bitch, ain't it?
 
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post Sep 4 2005, 10:36 PM
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haha .. that guy knows how to play along with her. smart man. happy.gif
 
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post Sep 5 2005, 02:49 PM
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ahahs i get it the man was trying to embarass her ROFLMAO
 
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