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 Aug 8 2005, 10:20 PM
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Airplane Meeting
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?" "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality." "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement. She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers." "Very interesting..." the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?" The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto...Tonto Goldstein. |
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gotahemmi55 Airplane Meeting Aug 8 2005, 10:20 PM
CarbiNe is that a jewish and native american name decent f... Aug 8 2005, 10:28 PM gotahemmi55 bump! Aug 10 2005, 08:40 PM charanjust4yu umm i sort of get it i think Aug 11 2005, 12:51 AM jnukes i don't get it ? Aug 11 2005, 04:20 AM gotahemmi55 come on people, native american first name, jewish... Aug 11 2005, 04:27 AM mizz_americaz man even III got it! and im pretty dumb Aug 11 2005, 11:37 AM
Purplefender86 That's not very funny. Aug 11 2005, 01:25 PM  |
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