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 Aug 5 2005, 01:25 AM
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times" |
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Aug 5 2005, 01:28 AM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
lmao
pshh the damn guy is using her  but its all good, that was cute got any more? |
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Aug 5 2005, 11:56 AM
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hahhaha .. smaaaaarrrrrrttt ..
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Aug 7 2005, 03:23 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
hahaha...smart deaf guy.
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Aug 7 2005, 03:24 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Ew XD
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Aug 7 2005, 03:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
I gotta give that guy some credit, he's pretty smart. haha XD
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Aug 7 2005, 09:14 PM
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 Yates Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,150 |
haha
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Aug 7 2005, 09:54 PM
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Sick. haha.
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Aug 8 2005, 04:29 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
haha thats disgusting. lol
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Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM
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haah hes so smart
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Aug 8 2005, 10:51 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao. that'd take forever.
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Aug 10 2005, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE lmao. that'd take forever. lol well that's the point, isn't it? |
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Aug 11 2005, 01:02 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
oh my
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Aug 11 2005, 01:09 PM
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Gosh these seem kind of sexist. But they are hillarious.
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Aug 14 2005, 04:58 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lmao
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Aug 16 2005, 05:37 PM
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naughty naughty
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Aug 16 2005, 05:42 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
hoW NAUGHTTYY ;p
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Aug 16 2005, 05:46 PM
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haha how funny
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