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 Aug 6 2005, 01:18 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I
want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:31 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lol sneaky little manager.. that was funny but not as funny as the others
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Aug 6 2005, 05:56 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that guy's a jerk. boo
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Aug 8 2005, 10:56 PM
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haha bank manager is slick
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Aug 9 2005, 02:58 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
JERK ALERT. ahha^x2 Agreed.
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Aug 10 2005, 05:14 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
where have i heard that before
chappelle show? hahah where ever its from, its hilarious |
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Aug 11 2005, 01:28 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
the client is mean
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Aug 11 2005, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
I didn't like that one as much. Your other jukes were better.
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