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 Aug 4 2005, 01:47 AM
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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that''s a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms. He asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel." |
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gotahemmi55 Two Old Ladies Aug 4 2005, 01:47 AM
xchrystizzle har har har Aug 4 2005, 03:18 AM elmogurly lol. creative. Aug 4 2005, 03:35 AM its_annah haha. That one was good. well thought. =D Aug 4 2005, 12:13 PM mizz_americaz do you come up with these? youve got so many Aug 5 2005, 04:19 PM toodlepops. LMAO. A camel. Aug 6 2005, 01:45 AM CarbiNe lolz camel Aug 8 2005, 10:58 PM XtasyHigh .... what's a camel? [i know it's an anima... Aug 10 2005, 06:59 PM charanjust4yu the pharmacist must have been surprised Aug 11 2005, 01:10 AM Purplefender86 That's really cute I almost laughed. Aug 11 2005, 01:33 PM 1--GIRL rawful Aug 11 2005, 07:42 PM highly_evolved lol that made my day Aug 11 2005, 08:03 PM r05esarred aha ew. Aug 11 2005, 08:44 PM mai_z a camel is a type of cigarette Aug 12 2005, 10:52 AM
OhXiet_ItzDonnA lolz one that could fit a camel Aug 12 2005, 10:59 AM  |
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