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 Aug 4 2005, 01:47 AM
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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that''s a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms. He asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel." |
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Aug 4 2005, 03:18 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
 har har har
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Aug 4 2005, 03:35 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. creative.
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Aug 4 2005, 12:13 PM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
haha. That one was good. well thought. =D
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Aug 5 2005, 04:19 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
do you come up with these? youve got so many
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Aug 6 2005, 01:45 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
LMAO. A camel.
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Aug 8 2005, 10:58 PM
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lolz camel
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Aug 10 2005, 06:59 PM
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.... what's a camel? [i know it's an animal but... ?]
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Aug 11 2005, 01:10 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
the pharmacist must have been surprised
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Aug 11 2005, 01:33 PM
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That's really cute I almost laughed.
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Aug 11 2005, 07:42 PM
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rawful
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Aug 11 2005, 08:03 PM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
lol that made my day
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Aug 11 2005, 08:44 PM
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aha ew.
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Aug 12 2005, 10:52 AM
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a camel is a type of cigarette
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Aug 12 2005, 10:59 AM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
lolz one that could fit a camel
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