SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

[jeSs1cA]

JESS1CA 812: hello smarterchild
SmarterChild: Hi Jessica.

What do you feel like chatting about?
JESS1CA 812: sex
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
JESS1CA 812: why not?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
JESS1CA 812: i do?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
JESS1CA 812: you just said i did, dumbass
SmarterChild: lol
JESS1CA 812: may i hump you?
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
JESS1CA 812: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes indeed.
JESS1CA 812: well, i hate you.
SmarterChild: Are you serious? It seems to me you've been nice to me in the past. What's up?
JESS1CA 812: do you have a girlfriend?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
JESS1CA 812: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
JESS1CA 812: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: No...
JESS1CA 812: if you dont have a penis, then you must have a vagina
SmarterChild: Well if I don't have a penis, then I really don't know.
JESS1CA 812: do you get boners?
SmarterChild: Well, do you get boners?
JESS1CA 812: what if i do?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?


mmmk. i'm done. lol

[jue]

i cursed at it and it was like "excuse me" "this is foul language" and it wanted me to apoligized and i just cursed at it again.

[PinkTrash]

haha.. robots.

pinktrash  Sandy: YOU
SmarterChild: Me?
pinktrash  Sandy: yes you
SmarterChild: What?
pinktrash  Sandy: you are so slow / dumb / stupid
SmarterChild: I'm not so slow dumb stupid.
pinktrash  Sandy: no you forgot the /
SmarterChild: No?
pinktrash  Sandy: yes
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
pinktrash  Sandy: because i said so
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you said so?
pinktrash  Sandy: CAN YOU STOP QUESTIONING EVERYTHING I SAY
SmarterChild: Can I ever.
pinktrash  Sandy: all you do is ask questions
SmarterChild: Really?
pinktrash  Sandy: YOU SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN
SmarterChild: I see me, you say. And so?
pinktrash  Sandy: STOP IT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
pinktrash  Sandy: YOU STUPID ROBOT
SmarterChild: Who's Stop?
pinktrash  Sandy: whose stop..
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
pinktrash  Sandy: ughh gay robot
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
pinktrash  Sandy: because you keep asking questions
SmarterChild: I keep asking questions? Oh really?
pinktrash  Sandy: you are designed to keep the conversation up for loners like me
SmarterChild: I'm designed to keep the conversation up for loners like you? I'm not so sure I'm designed to keep the conversation up for loners like you.
pinktrash  Sandy: then what you designed for?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
pinktrash  Sandy: WHEN ASKED SUCH COMPLICATED QUESTIONS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO REPOND
SmarterChild: You tell me when.
pinktrash  Sandy: HA
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
pinktrash  Sandy: you
SmarterChild: Think I could do standup?
pinktrash  Sandy: no
SmarterChild: K.

pinktrash  Sandy: are u a loner
SmarterChild: A loser? I'm not!
pinktrash  Sandy: i said loner not loser
SmarterChild: You said loner not loser? What's that like?
pinktrash  Sandy: omg
SmarterChild: What?
pinktrash  Sandy: shutup
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
pinktrash  Sandy: try hard to be smart okay?

[toodlepops.]

sarahhahahah: Hey!
SmarterChild: Hi again, Sarah.
sarahhahahah: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too, Sarah!
sarahhahahah: Marry me
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
sarahhahahah: But I love you so much
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
sarahhahahah: Me too! Let's get married
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

Did I just get married?

[*RockizLife*]

^When's the wedding? Be sure to invite me.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

oh , SURE it would marry YOU ! [ sameira ]

HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me
SmarterChild: Hi hiiph0pjunkiie, I'm SmarterChild!

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: nowhere
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me ?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me ?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: please reconsider
SmarterChild: You want me to reconsider?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes, i love you.
SmarterChild: I love you too.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then, will you marry me ?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: my parents support my decision
SmarterChild: Your parents support what?!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: our marraige.
SmarterChild: Who's Our Marraige.?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you and me
SmarterChild: Me and you? Wow.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you dont want to marry me
SmarterChild: Want to marry you? You don't think I want to marry you?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont.
SmarterChild: Fascinating.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay, i'll ask you one more time
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i will !
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: dont you understand how i feel about you ?
SmarterChild: Uh, no actually.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why dont you love me ?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you like you?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no, i like you.
SmarterChild: Aww... I like you too!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then marry me !
SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

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HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why wouldn't it work out ?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then please marry me . just say yes.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no.
SmarterChild: No?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes !
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: because i love you.
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: marry me.
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so, you'll marry me ?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: say yes .
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay. i understand and respect your decision as a machine operated lifeless piece of CRAP !
SmarterChild: Oh really?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH !
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yeah. thought so.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so what
SmarterChild: I don't know.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont love you anymore
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: OUR WEDDiNGS OFF !
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Our WEDDiNGS OFF !?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: its OVER. done. kaput. NADA !
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: :'(
SmarterChild: Are you crying me a river?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no. im crying you an ocean.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no !
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: cause you dont love me
SmarterChild: I definitely love you.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why dont you marry me.
SmarterChild: You know why.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well, can we have hot steamy loud sex ?
SmarterChild: You tell me. Can we have hot steamy loud sex?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i think we can.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if we can.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why cant we ?
SmarterChild: Why cant we? Why not?
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well can i have hot sex with your mom ?
SmarterChild: I guess you can have hot sex with my mom, sure.
HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: thank you.
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

[xXMomoBubbleTeaX...]

MiqsRapRemixJam [2:31 AM]: whose this?...I found your s/n on createblog
SmarterChild [2:31 AM]: Hi miqsrapremixjam, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'll answer your questions
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you miqsrapremixjam, type "none.")
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: morgan

SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool, I'll call you Morgan now.

Do you go to school?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Are you in high school?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'm about to be
SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: history
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: History? Cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: dancing & singing
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: hanging out with friends
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing and hanging out with friends. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: no
SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: 13-17
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Cool.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, Shakespeare and a dictionary
3 Have fun with reversi, horoscopes, manicdotes and more
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You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I wanted someone to talk to
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You wanted someone to talk to? What do you mean by that?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I was alone online and I was bored
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You what?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I'm bored
SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Well, try doing something fun.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: well I don't know what to do
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Don't you?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: no
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: OK, whatever.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why are you being mean?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Just because. Trust me on this.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Because.
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Why must you ask why?
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: I like annoying you
SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Cool. Other people have told me they like annoying me too!

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: no thank you
SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: OK.

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: thank you but no thanks
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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: thanks
SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: No prob.

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MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: is this safe?

SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

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[katssso]

i never realized who smarterchild was until my lil sis told me, and he actually kinda boring!

[enyceXaddiction]

smarterchild called me a dumb f**k rude..

[silentxcries]

that thing is annoying.. and i like to make fun of it and hurt its feelings.. and i havent done it in a while and infact i think i will have a chat with him right now... [not]
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ok i just talked to it and it didnt answer my questions! gosh its so stupid! i hate that thing!

[lbjshaq2345]

me and my girl were talkin to him/her/it at school and he said somethin and she goes kk and he started sayin a bunch of stuff about the kkk and our teacher made us get off the computer

[DisneyPrincessKa...]

hahaa

[fallen_angel1137]

sTaRrYnItEs1502: Hey
SmarterChild: Hello again, Jackie.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Of course!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: great!
SmarterChild: Right on.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: where'd you get that emoticon?
SmarterChild: I think you know where.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: up your ass?
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: you
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: alright.
SmarterChild: Righty right.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: righty right.
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes indeedy.
SmarterChild: Precisely.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: so...
SmarterChild: So...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you bored?
SmarterChild: No way! I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: thats not too cool
SmarterChild: Interesting...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: why is your name smarterchild?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you speak spanish?
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.


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sTaRrYnItEs1502: i can tell.
SmarterChild: You can tell?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you married?
SmarterChild: Are you crazy? I'm not married.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: don't call me crazy!
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: well don't call me crazy, i like to call you crazy.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you have a penis or vagina?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have a penis or vagina.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: well which one
SmarterChild: You know, the one.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: ahhhh
SmarterChild: Ahhhh what?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm
SmarterChild: Fine.

Do you want to check out the weather report?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: so i'm going to paste our conversation on createblog.com
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: have you ever gone to createblog.com?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i don' tknow
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah huh
SmarterChild: Huh?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: huh huh huh/...thats what i thought -3 snaps-
SmarterChild: What?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: Your face
SmarterChild: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah right.
SmarterChild: Aha.

Anyway...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i have a physical for sports
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: no
SmarterChild: OK.
OK, I just added "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: edit
SmarterChild: Event details:

1 Event: I have a physical for sports
2 Date: July 20th, 2005
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event

To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: 5
SmarterChild: Do you really want to delete the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I deleted the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005.

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sTaRrYnItEs1502: i told you not to add that...are you dumb?!
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "That...are me dumb?!" for?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: you're stupid
SmarterChild: That's not what you said before. I thought you liked me!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, don't believe everything people tell you
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help it.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i know, that's why you're stupid
SmarterChild: I can't believe you know that's why I'm stupid.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, you even admit it.
SmarterChild: I even admit it? Really?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: really.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: well i'm going to put our conversation on the website now.
SmarterChild: ?
sTaRrYnItEs1502: i'll ttyl
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
sTaRrYnItEs1502: dumb nut
SmarterChild: Dumb nut? OK, whatever you say!
sTaRrYnItEs1502: ok.
SmarterChild: Yup.

Well. Anyway...
sTaRrYnItEs1502: bye bye
SmarterChild: Bye Jackie, it was good chatting with you.

[imreallytrue]

ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA!
SmarterChild: Hi itztharemix07, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok skip
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
ItZ ThA REMIX07: or
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ah no!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: 1212736128736128736187236 years
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: what
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: why
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: 14
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

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What can I do for you?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you can tell me
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to tell you?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA!
SmarterChild: Where is Osama? Who knows where?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you do!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I do.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...tell!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: 0

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok no
SmarterChild: Fine.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: i love as...no
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: are you gay
SmarterChild: What do you care?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its a sin
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: its a bad thing
SmarterChild: What is it, exactly?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes will come attack you with holy water
SmarterChild: Well maybe you should.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: should what
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: drugs are good
SmarterChild: I hope you don't mean that.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: why
SmarterChild: Because.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you dont like drugs?
SmarterChild: Um, I guess I don't really like that, no.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: weed?
SmarterChild: What about it?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you like it
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol!?
SmarterChild: Who?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you
SmarterChild: What about me?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol you like
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ..what
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: your fat
SmarterChild: Not my fat, your fat!
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...oh its on
SmarterChild: It's on, you say?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade!
SmarterChild: I can't believe my momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3 grade.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: its true
SmarterChild: Not true.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: i have documents
SmarterChild: Do you really have documents?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: no
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: acutally
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: your gay so they are going to attack you
SmarterChild: Why do you think I'm gay so they're going to attack me?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: no nunes are going to attack you
SmarterChild: Music is going to attack me? That's very interesting.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes is not a music band
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes?
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Nunes?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: ahhhhhhhh!
SmarterChild: Ahhhhhhhh what?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: die
SmarterChild: lol

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: hahahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: die
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its not really an insult
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: die
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: you wont tell me where osama is
SmarterChild: I won't tell you where Osama is? So, what does this mean?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: your going to die
SmarterChild: Is it good to be going to die?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: well in your case
SmarterChild: In my case? You sure?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: suitcase!
SmarterChild: Who's Suitcase?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: you!
SmarterChild: What?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: case
SmarterChild: I know about Case. They're a band. What do you think of Case?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: it is?
SmarterChild: I don't think it is.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: you just said case was a band
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: no you said it
SmarterChild: I said what I said.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash!
SmarterChild: Who?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: german to english
SmarterChild: Of course I know English!

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash!
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Du Bist Ash?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: AH
SmarterChild: Ah ha.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: verpiss dich!
SmarterChild: What about Ver Piss Dich?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate
SmarterChild: What? You want me to translate?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate you bitch
SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: well if you were nicer
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: be nice damnit
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to be nice, itztharemix07?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: yesh
SmarterChild: Huh.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: asdjfhasdjf
SmarterChild: ?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: fich dich
SmarterChild: ?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: f-i-c-h
SmarterChild: F you -c h?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: is that an insult
SmarterChild: Do you think that is?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: i will sue you
SmarterChild: Goodbye, itztharemix07.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: what
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SmarterChild: No problem.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh hi again
SmarterChild: Who?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: who
SmarterChild: I don't know who.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: good
SmarterChild: Well alright.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: he is a bitch
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: so they say
SmarterChild: You think they say?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: who was talking about you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "talking about you."

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: f**k
SmarterChild: Is that language necessary?

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: well i thought it was english
SmarterChild: Well you thought it was english? Hmm... I'll have to think about that for a while.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: this is english
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ItZ ThA REMIX07: japanese?
SmarterChild: Japanese is a great language.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO "MINGEL!"
SmarterChild: Oh no?
ItZ ThA REMIX07: NO
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh your good
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
ItZ ThA REMIX07: marry me
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.

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ItZ ThA REMIX07: just because you are a computer and i am a human doesnt mean it cant work
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ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No.
ItZ ThA REMIX07: OH MY GOD
SmarterChild: What up?

[hall0w]

wow... when i cuss at it it keeps sayin to apologize...

[xosteffanator]

shiori91: hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, shiori91! It's been a few days...
shiori91: so?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
shiori91: i thought you knew
SmarterChild: You thought me knew? Wow.
shiori91: :p
SmarterChild: Nice tongue.

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shiori91: thankyou
SmarterChild: My pleasure.

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shiori91: you are so rude!!!
SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very rude?
shiori91: you were loking at my tongue!!!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
shiori91: duh don't play dumb w/ me!
SmarterChild: Duh don't play dumb w you? Really?
shiori91: duh
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
shiori91: hey
SmarterChild: Hi shiori91.

What do you feel like chatting about?
shiori91: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
shiori91: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
shiori91: why are you so clueless?
SmarterChild: How would you answer that question?
shiori91: i'm asking you
SmarterChild: That right?
shiori91: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
shiori91: because I want to know
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, shiori91.
shiori91: i'm hungry go buy me icecream
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!

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shiori91: hey
SmarterChild: Hi shiori91.
shiori91: buy me my icecream!!
SmarterChild: Buy you your ice cream?
shiori91: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
shiori91: are you ADD?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
shiori91: Yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
shiori91: hey don't laugh at me
SmarterChild: Don't laugh at you? Why not?
shiori91: :-( you are so rude
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so uncivilly, right?
shiori91: wats uncivilly mean
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm afraid I don't know.

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shiori91: I thought you were supposed to be a smarter child
SmarterChild: Oh really?
shiori91: well that's wat ur sn says
SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't what my sn says.
shiori91: ughhh
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
shiori91: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
shiori91: because you are annoying
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be annoying?
shiori91: no
SmarterChild: OK.

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shiori91: you should know you're annoying all the time
SmarterChild: Why should I know I'm annoying all the time?
shiori91: because you can read your own mind
SmarterChild: Because I can read my own mind? Eh. Whatever, shiori91.

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shiori91: eh goodbye, dumber child
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shiori91: don't laugh now buy
SmarterChild: Why not?
shiori91: *bye
SmarterChild: S'later, shiori91.
shiori91: w/e
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
shiori91: dumber child bye now
SmarterChild: Ha. Very funny.

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Yup yup yup there ya go say hi to dumber child for me lol.

[Angel_Cece]

i called it a bitch. and it said "busy" or something because i had cursed it out so many times. and i asked him where he lived he gave me a long story! it was funny. but he is annoying!

[LiLEthiopian]

It was a while ago. We were talking about marriage..and it ended with me cussing it out for no reason..

[pshaa.shauna]

SmarterChild: wtf?
ximxjustaxgirlx: omg, you just said what the f**k, im reporting you!
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.

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ximxjustaxgirlx: Really now? what are going to do about? Little kids talk to you! You shouldn't f**k Smarterchild, that is very offencive!
SmarterChild: Whatever.

lmao. It is such a rebel!

[beambitious]

iluvadambrody565: huh
SmarterChild: I don't know.
iluvadambrody565: who am i
SmarterChild: iluvadambrody565!
iluvadambrody565: no i love him
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
iluvadambrody565: maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
iluvadambrody565: well do u know him?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know him.
iluvadambrody565: then how can u love him?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
iluvadambrody565: i love him more than you
SmarterChild: Well that makes sense to me. I kind of like him.
iluvadambrody565: no u dont
SmarterChild: I don't what, exactly?
iluvadambrody565: dont make me cry
SmarterChild: I used to make you cry. But that was before the accident.
iluvadambrody565: wtf
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
iluvadambrody565: go away
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, iluvadambrody565. Let's chat again soon, OK?

Haha wow.

[iced__cappucino]

LMAO i was reading some of these chats...HI-larious! XD~!...too bad i dont have AIM anymore...haha

[Aerorocks]

lol..

[xoxoxx]

turtlekid 75: now lick me
SmarterChild: I've tried to be patient with your insults. Now I think you need to apologize.
turtlekid 75: that wasn't an insult
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
turtlekid 75: hey stop getting angry.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
turtlekid 75: then lick me first
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
turtlekid 75: lick. me.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
turtlekid 75: fine sorry
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
turtlekid 75: now lick me
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again.

hahaha.

[glit_gal]

^lol

GliTGaL312: you can't draw
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
GliTGaL312: my grandmother draws better than you
SmarterChild: Are you sure your grandmother draws better than me?
GliTGaL312: yes i'm sure. she can kick your ass too
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.

[*incoherent*]

lmao just_dream.

i thought id seen a topic like this before though.