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Hot Pocket ripoff, It was empty!
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post Aug 1 2005, 09:07 PM
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So I go to get a Hot Pocket for dinner tonight (chicken & bacon, for the curious), and I pop it in the microwave, take it out, stab into it with a fork--and the damn thing is empty! No filling inside, just crust! Now I've sometimes microwaved a Hot Pocket too much and had all the filling run out, but this one was microwaved to utter perfection--the epiphany of a perfect heating. And yet, no filling inside--none! I had to eat just the crust (which was strangely good, by the way). I was looking forward to that bacon, that chicken, that cheese, that protein, and all I got was a damn crust!

So I'm all like, "What's the dillio, dillio? What's the d-d-dill, dill?" I mean, come on--what a rip off? Has anyone else been robbed of a sweet, succulent dinner by a Hot Pocket? What gives? I've always shown nothin' but sweet sweet lovin' towards the Hot Pocket, and this is how it repays me?
 
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post Aug 1 2005, 10:11 PM
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Well, I'm lucky, for that has never happened to me. :P
Sorry about the lack of filling. :/

By the way, you are hilarious.
 
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post Aug 1 2005, 10:15 PM
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Heh i had a Hot Pocket today..but i joyfully had that pepperoni pizza filling...i think i would of cried if i didnt have a filling...so sry...
 
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post Aug 1 2005, 10:18 PM
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what is the dillio with that?
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that hot pocket should be punished for false advertisement.
they promised a pocket with hot filling, and all you got was the pocket.
punish it.
punish that baaaaaaaad pocket.
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post Aug 1 2005, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(imafreakinazn @ Aug 1 2005, 10:18 PM)
punish that baaaaaaaad pocket.
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He did...by eating it. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2005, 11:25 PM
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lmao. that's funny. haahaha.

i'm afraid to eat hot pockets anyways.
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 01:28 AM
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lmao!!!!! har har har thats a funny story....great writing style btw wink.gif
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 01:38 AM
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How stupid, and a rip off.
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 01:41 AM
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your entry was verry well written hhaha a pleasure to read
welll i dont eat the stuff, sry for your misfortune
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 03:39 AM
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lmao thats hilarious. you should sue. lol
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 07:59 PM
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Thats too funny laugh.gif Sorry about your dinner though..

I kind of have a similar story..I got a package of those kiddie juiceboxes..
I took one sip of one of them..and it was alcohol ohmy.gif Crazy I tell you..
 
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post Aug 2 2005, 09:47 PM
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wow thats weird that never has happened to me. thank god!! if i were you i would call the company and tell them off!
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 03:58 AM
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you should have frozen it back and sued the hot pockets corporation!
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 06:34 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 1 2005, 6:07 PM)
Now I've sometimes microwaved a Hot Pocket too much and had all the filling run out, but this one was microwaved to utter perfection--the epiphany of a perfect heating. And yet, no filling inside--none! I had to eat just the crust (which was strangely good, by the way). I was looking forward to that bacon, that chicken, that cheese, that protein, and all I got was a damn crust!

So I'm all like, "What's the dillio, dillio? What's the d-d-dill, dill?" I mean, come on--what a rip off? Has anyone else been robbed of a sweet, succulent dinner by a Hot Pocket? What gives? I've always shown nothin' but sweet sweet lovin' towards the Hot Pocket, and this is how it repays me?
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HAHAHAHA laugh.gif that is SO funny!

and sorry, no i haven't been ripped off like that. at least not that i remember
 
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post Aug 4 2005, 09:56 PM
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mm....hot pockets..!!
but man, that sucks! sad.gif
i've never had that happen to me!!
 
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post Aug 5 2005, 01:14 AM
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LAMO!! hot potckets are good..
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 06:36 PM
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awww I'm sorry, that really stinks! You should definitely call them and say something, you might get like a free box of hot pockets or something.

hahaha, and you are hilarious, i actually "laughed out loud" tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 07:50 PM
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Send em a complaint letter. You'll probably have a nice big box of hot pockets comin your way.
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 07:57 PM
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Maybe that means you won something! Luckily, I haven't been so unfortunate to be disappointed with a hollow pocket.
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 07:59 PM
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HAHA ur funny. Umm.. yea, send them a letter of complaint.. hahaha
 
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post Aug 7 2005, 09:04 PM
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Awe. That's sad. Oh well, there's always next time at the market.
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 02:34 PM
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lmao you're hilarius. Sucks about your Hot Pocket though. You should sue.
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 10:29 PM
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HAHAHAHHAHA OMG THATS SO FUNNY. I love HotPockets.

One time, I opened up a FruitRollup wrapper, and nothing was in it. I was like mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2005, 11:00 PM
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omfg...i would flip out if htat happened to me! i'd definitely dial up the hot pocket line and say that if you're going to sue! hahah

nice description, btw wink.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2005, 04:23 PM
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OMG, you are effing funny! i'm laughing my ass of...SERIOUSLY!!!
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