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 Jul 27 2005, 06:01 PM
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ok, so there was this very lonely duck and he wanted to drown his sorrows at a bar, so he waddles on down to the nearest saloon and plops himdelf down and starts to ask the bartender something..."do you have any grapes??" the duck asks.
"Nope im sorry" replies the bartender. The duck waddles back home comes back the next day. "do u have any grapes?" he asks again very politly. "No" says the bartender a little confused. So then this goes on for a while until one day the bartender got a little annoyed with the duck. "do u have any grapes?" asked the duck,,,,"for the last time...no i do not..."continued the bartender,"and if u ever ask again i will nail your feet to my wall!!! Im not a grocery store i do not have grapes!!!" the duck quickly runs out of the bar. The next day the duck waddles into the bar wearing sunglasses..a clever disguise. "may i help you?" asks the bartender totally unaware it is the duck. "do you have any nails?" asked the duck." " i dont believe i do sir." "do u have a hammer?" "i dont think so..." DO U HAVE ANY GRAPES? |
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Jul 27 2005, 10:11 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Aww, that's so cute. Lol. Made me smile.
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Jul 28 2005, 01:53 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
heard it before but it's still funny
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Jul 28 2005, 02:07 AM
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LoL good one =]
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Jul 28 2005, 04:28 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
haha what a smart little ducky
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Jul 28 2005, 04:52 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, i remember that joke from middle scchool. haha. that was such a cute joke!
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Jul 28 2005, 08:23 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE(RED_RUM @ Jul 28 2005, 4:28 AM) haha what a smart little ducky  
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Jul 30 2005, 03:22 PM
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lol, very cute.
 aww. i can picture a duck talking right now
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Jul 30 2005, 05:00 PM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Haha. Clever duck.
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Jul 31 2005, 09:09 AM
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 heehee i've heard it before too, only he asks for crackers (said like quack-ers) but still funny
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Jul 31 2005, 01:56 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol i heard of this before
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