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Death2Smilee
post Jul 30 2005, 12:08 PM
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Take it to the place where u got the tape and yell at them for a while. No, seriously, go for the ruler. Eier that or just try pulling...Mebbe you can just try and take the vcr apart...
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(KINGP.I.M.P. @ Jul 30 2005, 12:49 PM)
YALL IS FUNNY!!!!!
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dont spam this is your first warning...i think

anyway yeah just smash it or take it to a store
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 12:23 PM
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I agree. Use a Knife as a screw driver..I use knifes as screw drivers all the time.

Next time.. Watch it on HBO...Much easier and its easy to turn the channel if someone walks in. hehe shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 01:17 PM
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laugh.gif Thankyou-I needed that. I'm sorry, but it is funny.

My advice is use a screwdriver. If that doesn't work, kill it and make up some excuse. You were sent by the VCR God to put it out of its misery.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(jeSs1cA @ Jul 30 2005, 11:25 AM)
HHAHA NGA . have you used that tactic before? shifty.gif  tongue.gif

Welll that is pretty funnnny. I agree with Nga, blame it on an older brother! wink.gif
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Haha, no.. I have baby brothers and my sister doesn't watch porn on tape.. I don't even know if she watches porn. She thinks I don't know what she does. [besides this] rolleyes.gif

I blame my little sister on things that I don't remember doing. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 04:18 PM
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I wonder what happened, his parents are probably killing him now. lol..
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 04:23 PM
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This is why you use DVDs! biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 04:48 PM
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lmfao. i dont mean to laugh but that is seriously funny. everyone gets caught sometime...this just so happens to be your time. they cant do anything about it, youre curious.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 05:22 PM
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1. knife.
2. long pencil.
3. needle.
4. flexible measure tape.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 06:27 PM
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I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught. I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished. ermm.gif

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 07:06 PM
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you should have hid the vcr away and said someone stole it
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 07:17 PM
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That's all that needs to be said.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 07:53 PM
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Throw your vcr out the window or the garbage can if you can take it out.









or go to the repair shop.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 07:59 PM
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Haha, dude sorry but that's funny. Just take the VCR and claim some dude ran into your house and stole it, then stick it in your least favorite neighbors house. In the future, spend a few bucks more for DVDs laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 08:26 PM
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ahahhahahaha omg. thats the funniest thing i ever heard. maybe this topic should me move to humor. ahahah im just kidding. anyways i think Emmaliev 's idea is best. justs screw around with the video tape in the vcr so it wont work. and take off the label. =)
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Jul 30 2005, 8:23 PM)
i commend u, have u been in this predicament before?

teehee, of course im kidding.

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oh, ok. he got caught.
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haha. no. biggrin.gif i watch hong kong dramas and the tape would get stuck in there. and besides, like i said, computer porn. whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE(SuperSpam909 @ Jul 30 2005, 7:27 PM)
I would like to thank everyone for their help, but I got caught.  I feel like that guy off of American Pie, but without the pie. All I know is Im going to be punished. ermm.gif

I guess this topic isn't hinting on anything now so I guess a mod can close this, unless CBers want to use me as an example of what not to do.
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awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
sorri happy.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 03:04 AM
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Haha. Man, that happened once to me, but with a DVD.

Just break the damn thing. Is it really that hard? Did you really needed advice from the internet?...
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 04:02 AM
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LMAO. This is great.
Just remove the whole VCR thingy.
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 11:08 AM
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This makes me laugh laugh.gif People these days....
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 11:42 AM
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HAHAHAHA. That's hilarious.

Ahem. Uhm just attack it with a screwdriver and yank it out or something.
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 12:06 PM
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haha this happened to me before...not with porn though lol. ummm wells what u should do is try plugging out the TV???
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE(lassipiktunn @ Jul 31 2005, 1:04 AM)
awww poor u!
but u shouldve written in details.. how u got caught n the expression on their faces .. so we could get some more kicks outta it ... lol omg me meany
sorri  happy.gif
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Well for starts the only good news is that the VCR is located in my room. The bad news is I had to try to get rid of the tape before one of my younger siblings got a hold of it. So I come up with this brilliant idea to hide the cable which displays the audio and picture. shifty.gif Well I successfully hid it, and never worried about the VCR again until later on my little brother romes in my room asking to play a DBZ tape. I then proceed to tell him, "No you can't use my VCR right now!!!!!!!!" So he starts throwing a little hiss about it and runs and tells my mom. So she comes to see what all of the commotion was about. Then she tells me, "Let your brother play that tape in the VCR." Then I reply, "I can't right now because one of my anime cartoons are stuck in the VCR." So she says she can fix it. My heart begins pounding and beating real fast, especially since there is a label indicating that its clearly porn (It was on of my friend's tapes) . So she gets a knife and miraculously the tape pops out.

She looks at the label ohmy.gif and says, "What hell is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is adult entertainment, is it not? mad.gif

And Im like, "Yes, but I thought it was a cartoon."

"Your lying, now where did you get this from?" mad.gif

"I got it from my friend *****."

After all of that she grounds me. This is like the worst days of my life right now. I ratted out my friend and im grounded. sad.gif

Oh yeah, and I have tried Internet porn before, but I already got caught looking at that before. Im not good at being sneaky. shifty.gif

LOL, long story but yeah.

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I was going to do the knife thing, but I didn't want to draw attenton to myself carrying a knife from the kitchen to my room.
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 01:49 PM
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laugh.gif sorry i can't help laughing! but that's too bad =/ haha your mom did the same thing a buncha people told you to do :P
 
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post Jul 31 2005, 05:32 PM
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Well, that sucks doesn't it?

Very very funny!
 

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