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How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks. Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat. Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat! I fell off a cliff. Shit. Yeah. go on. & I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD. ---- I got hit by a baseball bat. 
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Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
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 Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
Get some ice!
I lost my shoe. 
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Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Use the baseball bat and shove it up the person's hole. You go, girl.
I turned deaf because someone honked right next to my effing ear. //edit Damn you. |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:16 PM
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donkey punch the person
the stussy dunk sold out in 20 minutes |
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Jul 28 2005, 10:01 PM
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 dopey alan Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260 |
then cut your legs off
i lost my glasses |
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Jul 28 2005, 10:33 PM
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 it's our chemistry Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775 |
Smack them.
I got pregnant by my brother. |
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Jul 29 2005, 12:56 AM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
tell your dad
I got my house stolen. |
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Jul 29 2005, 04:28 PM
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Steal it back
My computer will explode in 10 seconds |
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Jul 29 2005, 04:30 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
Duck and cover.
Someone called me a bitch. |
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Jul 29 2005, 04:37 PM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
be nice
I'm lost |
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Jul 29 2005, 05:24 PM
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 SPD EMERGENCY! Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,659 |
get a map
I am a kleptomaniac dwarf |
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Jul 29 2005, 08:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
get some self-esteem
he peed in front of me |
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Jul 30 2005, 01:30 AM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
clean the toilet
I'm with stupid V |
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Jul 30 2005, 09:58 PM
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Knock out stupid so you don't have to deal with him anymore.
...wait a minute....that's an arrow?...ummm nvm then   ------- My mom wont' let me have a dog
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Jul 31 2005, 03:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
kill everyone so noone will force you to get up
i lost my tv |
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Jul 31 2005, 03:35 PM
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go cry in a corner
There's a commercial on called "Urine Gone" and it's making me want to throw up 
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Jul 31 2005, 03:36 PM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
change the channel
i'm tired but i can't sleep |
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Jul 31 2005, 03:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
hit yourself in the head untill you are...
My finger hurts |
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Jul 31 2005, 06:38 PM
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 I am tako <3. Group: Member Posts: 172 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,052 |
kick her till she spits blood.
my eyes hurt. |
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Jul 31 2005, 06:40 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
sucks for you
i have erectile disfunction
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Jul 31 2005, 06:41 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
go to the doctor and ask him/her bout it
im bored |
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Jul 31 2005, 06:47 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
kill yourself lol
my balls...they um ..they taste funny, and its scarin' me man! |
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Jul 31 2005, 06:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
....stop tasting them?
I've never had the chance to use the smiley
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Jul 31 2005, 06:54 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
well u used it now, congrats that'll be 50 bucks
im having a problem  releasing if u know what i mean. and the doctor wont have anything to do with me!
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Jul 31 2005, 06:57 PM
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Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
Read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy... or that one by Pam Anderson. Both are winners.
 My bra is hurting me.
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