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lovescream
post Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
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define our lives for us.
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How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks.

Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat.
Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat!

I fell off a cliff. Shit.



Yeah. go on.

& I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD.

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I got hit by a baseball bat. innocent.gif
 
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yummy_delight
post Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
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Lauren loves YOU.
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Get some ice!

I lost my shoe. cry.gif
 
KELLYYY
post Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Use the baseball bat and shove it up the person's hole. You go, girl.

I turned deaf because someone honked right next to my effing ear.

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Damn you.
 
*basick*
post Jul 28 2005, 07:16 PM
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donkey punch the person

the stussy dunk sold out in 20 minutes
 
dopeyalan
post Jul 28 2005, 10:01 PM
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dopey alan
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then cut your legs off

i lost my glasses
 
maia_dc
post Jul 28 2005, 10:33 PM
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it's our chemistry
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Smack them.

I got pregnant by my brother.
 
5ayuri
post Jul 29 2005, 12:56 AM
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Too slow.
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tell your dad
I got my house stolen.
 
Aestuarium
post Jul 29 2005, 04:28 PM
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no
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Steal it back

My computer will explode in 10 seconds
 
parallel
post Jul 29 2005, 04:30 PM
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TOISU!!
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Duck and cover.

Someone called me a bitch.
 
Aestuarium
post Jul 29 2005, 04:37 PM
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no
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be nice

I'm lost
 
Ken
post Jul 29 2005, 05:24 PM
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SPD EMERGENCY!
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get a map

I am a kleptomaniac dwarf
 
shortiiex
post Jul 29 2005, 08:11 PM
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get some self-esteem


he peed in front of me
 
Aestuarium
post Jul 30 2005, 01:30 AM
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no
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clean the toilet
I'm with stupid V
 
HoodieObsessed
post Jul 30 2005, 09:58 PM
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^-^
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Knock out stupid so you don't have to deal with him anymore.

...wait a minute....that's an arrow?...ummm nvm then pinch.gif

hehe.gif

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My mom wont' let me have a dog cry.gif
 
shortiiex
post Jul 31 2005, 03:26 PM
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kill everyone so noone will force you to get up


i lost my tv
 
PiGo
post Jul 31 2005, 03:35 PM
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go cry in a corner

There's a commercial on called "Urine Gone" and it's making me want to throw up sick.gif
 
osidepinay33
post Jul 31 2005, 03:36 PM
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The lost and trying to be found..
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change the channel

i'm tired but i can't sleep
 
PiGo
post Jul 31 2005, 03:38 PM
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hit yourself in the head untill you are...

My finger hurts
 
pinklove_stains
post Jul 31 2005, 06:38 PM
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I am tako <3.
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kick her till she spits blood.

my eyes hurt.
 
AngryBaby
post Jul 31 2005, 06:40 PM
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L!ckitySplit
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sucks for you

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hall0w
post Jul 31 2005, 06:41 PM
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go to the doctor and ask him/her bout it


im bored
 
AngryBaby
post Jul 31 2005, 06:47 PM
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L!ckitySplit
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kill yourself lol

my balls...they um ..they taste funny, and its scarin' me man!
 
PiGo
post Jul 31 2005, 06:52 PM
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....stop tasting them?

I've never had the chance to use the hehe.gif smiley
 
AngryBaby
post Jul 31 2005, 06:54 PM
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L!ckitySplit
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well u used it now, congrats that'll be 50 bucks

im having a problem _unsure.gif releasing if u know what i mean. and the doctor wont have anything to do with me!
 
yummy_delight
post Jul 31 2005, 06:57 PM
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Read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy... or that one by Pam Anderson. Both are winners. _smile.gif

My bra is hurting me. cry.gif
 
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