If you are bored, do this .. ? |
Humor Forum Rules
Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.
The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:
NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.
NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.
Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.
Thank you.
  |
 Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM
Post
#1
|
|
 none of it seems real  Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889  |
Random things to do :
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds." 7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 12. Sing along at the Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "why the poems don't rhyme?" 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." |
|
|
|
|
Jul 27 2005, 01:12 AM
Post
#2
|
|
 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
haha, i like 18
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 27 2005, 01:44 AM
Post
#3
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
I'm going to try number seven starting now and ending never, in accordance with the prophecy.
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 27 2005, 01:46 AM
Post
#4
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 643 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,564 |
QUOTE 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" that made me laugh
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 27 2005, 01:48 AM
Post
#5
|
|
 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Haha, I like 17, 18 and 19. Those made me laugh. :P
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 27 2005, 03:58 AM
Post
#6
|
|
 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL. Those are funny, made me laugh
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 28 2005, 10:12 PM
Post
#7
|
|
 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
 imma do 3 and 10
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 28 2005, 10:19 PM
Post
#8
|
|
 dopey alan Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260 |
LMAO.. I AM PRACTICALLY LAUGHING MY A** OFF...
this funny. =D |
|
|
|
|
Jul 28 2005, 10:23 PM
Post
#9
|
|
|
gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. LOL! I love this one. |
|
|
|
|
Jul 28 2005, 10:32 PM
Post
#10
|
|
 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
LMAO, those are great.
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 29 2005, 03:38 PM
Post
#11
|
|
 Opus Dei Group: Member Posts: 132 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,441 |
nice ones
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 29 2005, 03:53 PM
Post
#12
|
|
 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
oh those are good, ill be sure to try em out
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 30 2005, 10:11 AM
Post
#13
|
|
 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" HAHAHAHAHAHA i did that once when i was little.... 
|
|
|
|
|
Jul 30 2005, 10:37 AM
Post
#14
|
|
|
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 181,354 |
wow hilarious but some i dun really understand
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 01:01 AM
Post
#15
|
|
|
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
Oh i like the one with the kids I would have totaly believed that when I was little and started crying.
 I have one for you- Go play tag on the highway,That could be interesting! |
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 02:20 AM
Post
#16
|
|
 Drowning by numbers Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,026 |
hehe i like number 1 and the punctuation one i will definitely have a go but i utterly hate people who do not use punctuation soo is this why they do it ehhhh
rockbottom heh |
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 12:38 PM
Post
#17
|
|
 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
I dont get it not use punctuation thats just wierd why would anyone not use punctuation creepy dot dot dot
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 01:04 PM
Post
#18
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,711 |
hahaha i like # 17
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 01:09 PM
Post
#19
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
I'm going to have kids just for number 19.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 13 2005, 09:09 PM
Post
#20
|
|
 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
cant wait until i can do 19 =]
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
Post
#21
|
|
|
alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
19 is funny
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 14 2005, 09:10 PM
Post
#22
|
|
|
alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
19 is funny
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 15 2005, 05:05 PM
Post
#23
|
|
 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jul 26 2005, 11:19 PM) Random things to do : 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."  haha i love those ;p buh i dont have children ;p buh its still funny hahaha ill try to try #17 ;p AND 3! |
|
|
|
|
2 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: