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 Jul 28 2005, 07:03 PM
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 Ima Robot  Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729  |
There were 4 blondes and a brunette hanging onto a rope that was about to break.They could be saved if one girl jumped. The brunette said that to save them, she would let go of the rope. The blondes, choked up with admiration and awe, could only clap for her.
....I love to let that one sink in, cus they'll sit there, and go, "Oh! Hah!" Hehehehehehe... |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:08 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lMAO. bLONDE JOKES ARE ALWAYS THE BEST.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:58 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
lol. i love this joke..
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Jul 28 2005, 09:00 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Awww...thanx. I like ur piccy. I just wish some1 would put another one up...
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Jul 28 2005, 09:12 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
hahaha
so what if im spamming i feel like it =P haha jk |
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Jul 28 2005, 09:16 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
 haha, nice one
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Jul 28 2005, 10:05 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL! dats funny
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Aug 1 2005, 08:15 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
okokok, I got nother one:
The police officer gets a call about an accident on the road (duh!). He drives up to find a blonde checking her makeup in a compact. Her car behind her is a total mess. It looks as though a pack of elephants trampled it. The officer says "Ma'am, how did this hapen?" the blonde replies, "Well, you just wouldn't believe it, I was driving along, when suddenly this TREE appears in the middle of the road! So I swerve to avoid it, and there's another one! So I swerve and swerve until the car grinds to a stop." The police officer says, " Ma'am, ther isn't a tree for 30 miles. What you saw was the air freshner on your mirror there." Yayy! lol |
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Aug 2 2005, 12:45 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
not too shabby, lol
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