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 Jul 27 2005, 01:29 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Three tourists are stranded on an island and are captured by cannibals. They're taken before the chieften and he tells them "If you want to live, go out in the jungle and return with 10 pieces of the same fruit, don't try to escape my men will be watching you!"
Well, they all head out into the jungle and the first tourist returns with 10 apples. The chieften looked at him, and commanded "You must shove all 10 pieces of fruit up your butt without making any facial expression or sounds, or you will be eaten" So he goes for it, 1, 2, but on the third apple, he let out a scream of anguish, and he was tossed into the cooking pot and eaten. The second tourist returns with 10 berries, and the chieften tells him the same thing. He goes for it too, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and then he suddenly burst into laughter! The tribesman tossed him into the pot and ate him too. The first and second tourists meet in heaven, and the first tourist says to him "come on dude, you were so close! what happened?!?!" "well, I looked up and saw the third guy, and he had pineapples" rofl |
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Jul 27 2005, 04:44 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
awww...OUCH
 
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Jul 27 2005, 04:46 PM
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Haha. That's funny.
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Jul 27 2005, 04:48 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I heard this one before. If I were the dude with the pineapples, I would jumped in the pot and saved them the trouble.
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Jul 27 2005, 05:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 643 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,564 |
pinapples?!? lmao
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Jul 27 2005, 06:01 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
I'd be amazed if the guy even got HALF the pineapple up there
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Jul 28 2005, 04:31 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
haha ive heard that one before but its soo funny lmao
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Jul 28 2005, 04:55 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, i heard that one before. pretty funny though
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Jul 28 2005, 08:21 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE(Teesa @ Jul 27 2005, 4:44 PM) awww...OUCH  hahaha exacly what im thinking |
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Jul 28 2005, 08:57 AM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
 yikes! haha...
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Jul 28 2005, 03:59 PM
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 Mr. Moo Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,036 |
haha owwwww man
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Jul 28 2005, 10:09 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL ROFL LMAO LOL HAHAHHAHAHA pineapples hahhahaha.
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Aug 3 2005, 08:42 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
this one really funny when i first read it lmao...
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Aug 3 2005, 11:09 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
ouch.. ya.. imagine if they were watermelons....
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Aug 11 2005, 01:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
I've heard that one a million times and it's still funny!
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Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
o my
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Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
o my
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Aug 12 2005, 01:35 AM
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chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
o my nice one
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Aug 12 2005, 09:28 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 200,544 |
Hahaha. That was a good one.
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Aug 12 2005, 09:31 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Hahaha, that made me smile
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