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 Jun 1 2005, 07:53 PM
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i got this from my friend Abarah's xanga:
ok there was this guy and he was on the beach and he saw this lady she was crying he asked her what was wrong she said im 30yrs old I have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been hugged before so the guy went to give her a hug then she stared to cry again he said what’s wrong now she said im 30yrs old I have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been kissed before so the guy went to give her a kiss then she started to cry again he said whats wrong now she said im 30yrs i have no legs and no arms and I’ve never been screwed before so he picked her up n threw her in the water and said your screwed now |
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ItzOnlySydney abarah's joke Jun 1 2005, 07:53 PM
ocpimple rofl
nice Jun 1 2005, 07:56 PM weebekahng lololollol that's funny Jun 1 2005, 08:21 PM azn_r4pf4n hahaha, nice... Jun 1 2005, 08:23 PM xbr0kensmil3 hahahah lol that had me laughing for 5 mins Jun 1 2005, 08:35 PM BitterSweetness poor lady :[ but then she did asked for it Jun 1 2005, 10:47 PM
sweet_devil QUOTE(BitterSweetness @ Jun 2 2005, 11:47 AM)... Jun 2 2005, 05:56 AM Rikkiismyname That got a good giggle out of me.. Yay for you. I... Jun 1 2005, 11:41 PM dani41790 rofl! omg that's so mean but funny. Jun 2 2005, 11:14 PM jnukes hahahaahhaa !!!!!!!... Jun 4 2005, 12:02 AM Frankie aww. poor lady! Jun 4 2005, 12:05 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b aww thats eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. Jun 4 2005, 12:44 PM def_gn LMAO!! HAHA! Jun 7 2005, 06:24 PM KERP1UNK aww !! how sad! lol but that was prett... Jun 7 2005, 10:15 PM waitwaitwait Saw that one coming a mile away. Jun 8 2005, 02:52 PM FoOd So the lady wanted to get in bed with him? Sham... Jun 8 2005, 10:33 PM esharp that wuz wrong... but i was laughin for tha longes... Jun 8 2005, 10:57 PM elmogurly she had it coming. trying to take advantage of som... Jul 18 2005, 09:20 PM xSiLLyMex hahhaahhaha. that's kinda mean tho.. haha. Jul 19 2005, 01:41 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii Well, it was either that or STD's (you never k... Jul 19 2005, 08:00 PM RED_RUM lol i liek it. :) Jul 20 2005, 01:22 AM azn_punk LOL thats FUNNY Jul 20 2005, 10:50 PM danielle_x3 LOL i was on the phone reading it with my friend a... Jul 24 2005, 11:33 PM  |
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