31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls |
 Jul 18 2005, 05:39 PM
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Maybe this should've gone to the Boy's Locker... but oh well.
 It's something I found while browsing the web.31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls Written by a guy. After years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. --8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****. --11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade the cologne. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. 29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. 31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future. Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice). |
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Jul 23 2005, 02:37 AM
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 Until the end of time... Group: Member Posts: 456 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 460 |
QUOTE(yuRi22 @ Jul 18 2005, 5:39 PM) 3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. lmao11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****. 19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.  funny, but true. |
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Jul 23 2005, 12:46 PM
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 Mr.Charismatic Group: Member Posts: 175 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,383 |
I really really really really really don't see the problem with number 1. lol
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Jul 23 2005, 07:07 PM
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 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
Well, I must say, I came in here expecting to see something similar to "50 things girls need to know about guys" But, this one doesn't come close in quality.
Too much power to the other side. I already said this, it's been posted I think. Bah |
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Jul 23 2005, 08:10 PM
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 There is no cure for the heart of tearless eyes. -James Hall Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 141,536 |
Quite a few of these sound true. Too many are cowardly, especially if you are trying to date a girl. Be individualistic and self-reliant. You don't necessarily have to buy her things to keep her around. Don't always agree with them, don't be afraid to tease them (in a playful manner) and don't be afraid of upsetting them. Play hard to get and show her you have a great sense of humor. Try looking around in the Double Your Dating forums or http://www.becomeaplayer.com. But my advice if you read these, is don't let them teach you to interfere with showing who you are. Be calm and be yourself.
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Jul 29 2005, 06:52 AM
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 arn't i sexy? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,662 |
wow my bf needs to read this lol its a really good list, and for me i would love all of it =]
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Jul 29 2005, 07:37 AM
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31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
absolutely!!! :blink: |
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Jul 31 2005, 11:53 AM
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 straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
I agree with most of them, but I don't completely agree with the chick flick part... I hate chick flicks... they're so... stupid
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Jul 31 2005, 03:51 PM
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 Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,574 |
go write a book ...1billion things a guy shud kno about girls..i bet it'll be best seller
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Jul 31 2005, 04:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,292 |
Seen soo many of these things this year. There was a bunch of girls at my school last year that went around posting something like this all over the school.
 very intreseting 
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Jul 31 2005, 09:57 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
seen it... i always see it on myspace spam
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Jan 2 2008, 06:42 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 605,812 |
My boyfriend runs a website with loads of advice like this about how to keep your gf happy (and how to get one in the first place!)
http://www.growyourgame.com/articles/ A bit of shameless self-promotion there but it's worth a look! |
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Jan 2 2008, 07:51 AM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
Every one of those is perfect - except:
QUOTE 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. |
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Jan 2 2008, 08:55 AM
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 mercenary on call Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 |
uhg this makes me feel like a bad bf
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Jan 2 2008, 11:46 AM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
QUOTE(S-Majere @ Jan 2 2008, 08:51 AM) Every one of those is perfect - except: QUOTE 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. werd. especially if the girl was brought up via kungfu school. 
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Jan 2 2008, 12:38 PM
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Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
I feel less of a person if I can't personally thrash my boyfriends' ass when fighting.
That's not saying I don't like to be beaten though. Mwaha. |
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Jan 2 2008, 02:52 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Number 25, are you serious!? I know some girls that will give me a run for my money.
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Jan 2 2008, 03:01 PM
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 I'm Cat. :] Group: Member Posts: 223 Joined: Jan 2008 Member No: 606,194 |
Lol. Those are funny. Although I'm not so sure about 25. Sometimes its just fun to beat the crap out of someone. :]
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Jan 3 2008, 10:14 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
QUOTE(reptilia @ Jan 2 2008, 03:52 PM) Number 25, are you serious!? I know some girls that will give me a run for my money. let's go!  i haven't fought anyone in a while and i'm suffering from withdrawal. punching bags just don't suffice sometimes.. |
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Jan 3 2008, 10:38 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
The only reason I wouldn't hit you, is because you are a vines fan!
The Vines = Love 
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Jan 3 2008, 10:40 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
What the hell is this load of crap? This dude needs more experience.
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Jan 3 2008, 10:42 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
guys need to know that girls are whiny, bitchy, and the best thing ever.
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Jan 3 2008, 10:42 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
LMAO! I love how you just randomly come in and leave your ridicule.
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Jan 3 2008, 10:44 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 3 2008, 10:42 PM) LMAO! I love how you just randomly come in and leave your ridicule. It's the worst list I have ever read about females. Damn. |
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Jan 3 2008, 10:50 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Indeed it is. I love females, but this list is completely wrong.
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