masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey? |
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QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 20 2005, 4:00 PM) i heard this guy once said "well i gotta go see the light" and then it turned out he was just gone masterbate... i cant think of any more thats not been said already  go see the light?  i don't get it 
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Jul 21 2005, 01:28 AM
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shake hands with the governor
lmao u have to say governor with one of those british accents: "gavna", damn am i tired.... |
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Jul 21 2005, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM) go see the light? i don't get it i dunno maybe he sees a light when hes Playing a Flute Solo lol Say hello to Mr. Happy -lol Wrestle with the one-eyed monster -thats a lil too extreme the ole' up-and-down -lol thats made me lugh for somereason |
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Jul 21 2005, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 20 2005, 6:13 PM) flog = to beat lmao  Dude, that's hilarious. "I'm going to go flog my penis." 
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Jul 21 2005, 05:08 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 21 2005, 1:26 AM) Dude, that's hilarious. "I'm going to go flog my penis." i've heard "i'm gonna flog my grandma" before...  wonder what he meant.
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Jul 21 2005, 08:27 AM
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heard somone i know refer to it as "chopping the wood" though I'm thinking that as to be more painful then pleasureable
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Jul 21 2005, 09:46 AM
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My friend tells me he's going on a date with a bottle of lotion. O_o
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Jul 21 2005, 09:49 AM
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QUOTE(SpedMonkee @ Jul 21 2005, 8:28 AM) shake hands with the governor lmao u have to say governor with one of those british accents: "gavna", damn am i tired.... LMAOOOOOO... HAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 4:54 PM) flog your log Grease! <3 Ummm, you guys took all mine. |
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Jul 22 2005, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 8:46 AM) My friend tells me he's going on a date with a bottle of lotion. O_o lol. ew. |
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Jul 22 2005, 11:27 PM
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whacking ze meat, eh?
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Jul 23 2005, 10:24 PM
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whack you wanker is one common in my household.
Here are a few from me. Loosen the Moose (think moose as in stiff hair...). Limp the lizard. Mellow the Neanderthal. Here's a mean one for the Catholics, play hide and go f*** yourself. |
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Jul 25 2005, 12:02 AM
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LOL...What a weird topic...someone online once asked me if I was pounding my meat
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Jul 25 2005, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(lilliannnn @ Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM) Grease! <3 
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Jul 25 2005, 01:55 AM
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I'm suprised no one has used the term, "I'm turning Japanese..." Ha. My friend said," I'm going to turn Japanese now.." And I'm like," What?" and he's like," I'm going to choke the chicken NOW damnit!" Yeah...
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Jul 25 2005, 06:07 AM
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I'm turning Japenese.. Wtf?!
Hm. o.O when I saw this topic in the lounge I was like "blowing on your ice cream" does sound a little masturbation-ish... hm. |
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Jul 25 2005, 06:19 AM
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QUOTE(Despise @ Jul 20 2005, 2:32 PM) One of my friends likes to say, "it's time to beat the weasel!" when he's about to go jack off. hahaha. poor weasels |
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Jul 25 2005, 12:37 PM
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RED ROCKET!
Okay, I've heard that one from South Park, but it's still funny. |
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Jul 25 2005, 11:54 PM
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theres the girl term..cut the pea...eww
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Jul 26 2005, 09:08 AM
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[B] one word...[COLOR=red]skeet!!![/COLOR]
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Jul 26 2005, 01:14 PM
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...Do the moonwalk grab. :o
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Jul 26 2005, 07:50 PM
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Expanding Soviet Union! Glorious!
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Jul 26 2005, 11:28 PM
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expanding soviet union? wat..?
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Jul 27 2005, 01:09 AM
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Beating meat.
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Jul 27 2005, 01:36 AM
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Who stole my pants Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,933 |
playing with your joystick
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