31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls |
 Jul 18 2005, 05:39 PM
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Maybe this should've gone to the Boy's Locker... but oh well.
 It's something I found while browsing the web.31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls Written by a guy. After years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. --8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****. --11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade the cologne. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. 29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. 31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future. Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice). |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 18 2005, 05:42 PM
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Man, there are like a billion of these.
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Jul 18 2005, 05:44 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 173,249 |
I find them pretty interesting.
 (seeing that it is summer I had nothing better to do as well  )
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Jul 18 2005, 05:45 PM
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 emaleth Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,513 |
some things i agree with and some i don't
not all girls like to watch chick flicks, have a guy walk us to the door or want a ring. meh, maybe it's just me |
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Jul 18 2005, 06:11 PM
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 Explorer Group: Member Posts: 66 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,034 |
i like it i think that all guys (or at least the ones who dont already know) should have a copy of this. i may be a girl but i think that girls should have a list too that tells us about guys. i dont think it would be as long but i like having things plain in black and white spelled out.
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Jul 18 2005, 08:34 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(emaleth @ Jul 18 2005, 6:45 PM) some things i agree with and some i don't not all girls like to watch chick flicks, have a guy walk us to the door or want a ring. meh, maybe it's just me  most girls probably do...why else would it be called "chick flicks" ? |
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Jul 18 2005, 09:35 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
Hm. i'm 100% sure there is already a topic with the exact same list in the girls locker room, i'll have to search it and post it for you, :( Sorry . lol. That shows you I spend too much time on CB lol.
edit-- ok i can't find it :( but i know it's here! i'm not crazy. maybe someone else will find it and then merge the topics together. |
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Jul 18 2005, 10:05 PM
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for3ver y0urs Group: Member Posts: 203 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,162 |
QUOTE 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. puahahhhahaa... QUOTE 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. aww.. that's so cute.. but i don't know if that's a must lol. QUOTE 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. hahahrr. QUOTE Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice). aw. shucks :laughing: |
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Jul 18 2005, 11:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,961 |
QUOTE(supahstah_luv @ Jul 18 2005, 11:05 PM) puahahhhahaa... aww.. that's so cute.. but i don't know if that's a must lol. hahahrr. aw. shucks :laughing: I agreee..lols..I LOVEEE THIS TOPIC..either tho their is already a list on CB about this...I like reading these things..it makes me laugh!!!...(haha)..some of that stuff is realli cute..& who ever the guy who wrote this is prolly realli smart & whoever his girlfriend is...she's realli lucky!!... 
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Jul 18 2005, 11:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,849 |
i like how there's an 8.5 and a 11.5. that's just kinda funny.
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Jul 18 2005, 11:25 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
I like it. [: I know there are alot of them, but I love all of them just the same. They always make me smile. Thanks for sharing!
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Jul 18 2005, 11:52 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
lol that's so cute... "marinade the cologne" hahaha
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Jul 18 2005, 11:59 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 1,234 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,496 |
DAMN, all boys should read this!
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| *stephinika* |
Jul 19 2005, 02:13 AM
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moved to boys' locker room
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Jul 19 2005, 03:14 AM
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 amame por quien estoy. Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,873 |
Haha, I've seen that one before.
Quite funny. |
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Jul 19 2005, 11:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Some are correct, but there are millions of topics like this one.
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Jul 19 2005, 11:36 AM
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I would agree but basically the same aplies to guys depends on the person realy but thats what getting to know someone is all about.
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Jul 19 2005, 06:08 PM
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 Physic Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,700 |
Another thing if you want to kiss her at her door. Meet her parents first,pay close attention to her father if the is anything like mine he will be waiting for you with a gun
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Jul 19 2005, 10:03 PM
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 I LOVE YOU!!!! ^.~ Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 173,646 |
this is so true
but we all don't care for expensive things, nor rings and diamonds (they will make us smile though)..and when we're having a bad day, it's best to leave us alone..i mean, don't ignore us, just don't push it to a point, that we will be cussing, and screaming the shit out of you
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Jul 20 2005, 02:15 AM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
hmm...thats been circulating through email for about the past 39283 years. although true, its old news and most of the people still probably have it in their inbox/have already read it.
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Jul 20 2005, 03:17 PM
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 Unlock the Darkness Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,967 |
Holy Moses parting the Red Sea Batman!! This is ancient!!! It's cool though, I'm fairly forgetful lol.
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Jul 20 2005, 03:36 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Jul 18 2005, 10:35 PM) Hm. i'm 100% sure there is already a topic with the exact same list in the girls locker room, i'll have to search it and post it for you, :( Sorry . lol. That shows you I spend too much time on CB lol. edit-- ok i can't find it :( but i know it's here! i'm not crazy. maybe someone else will find it and then merge the topics together. theres one on [enter number] things that girls should know about guys. |
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Jul 20 2005, 08:49 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
haha that's neat though even if theres already a few here. all guys should read this *hinthint*
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Jul 21 2005, 02:49 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
i agree with some..
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Jul 22 2005, 09:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,192 |
its amusing how this is the guys` locker room..
and only a few guys replied. but yea, its pretty cute :) |
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