Ever lied about the size of your penis?, be honest. |
 Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
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 Be yourself. Unless you suck  Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,315  |
I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.
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Jul 17 2005, 10:46 PM
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 who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 17 2005, 9:30 PM) is it half an inch?  no thats what your probably used to... |
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Jul 17 2005, 10:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,961 |
QUOTE(xXYouMeBedNowXx @ Apr 26 2005, 12:51 AM) I would love to hear more people yell I have a short penis and I'm proud. Thereto: yes, I have lied. hahahaha...thats soOo cute..^^^^^^^^...I love what he said..perfectly said... 
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 17 2005, 11:02 PM
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No, I do not lie. I got nothing to hide.
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| *anubis* |
Jul 18 2005, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE(WinterNights2 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:03 PM) I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I have to wrap it around my legs.  So yes, sometimes I lie. Normally not. LOL! i do that too! |
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Jul 18 2005, 04:03 AM
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 I'm Hot Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,863 |
i think all guys have lied about it, it is a natural lie
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Jul 18 2005, 12:40 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
nope...seriously.
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Jul 18 2005, 03:24 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
Guys in my class are always going off about their 8 inch penises. o_o
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Sep 10 2005, 11:34 AM
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Wellnow, how about some strange stories.
I know a kid that always said how he had a small penis and all this, and well, we're big into Counter-Strike so... He takes a picture of his penis, and uses it for his spray, so when he presses a button, it puts a picture of his penis in the game, so, he did that and... yeah, I saw it, and he of course didn't lie. Well, I couldn't let this deed go unpunished, so I had to go and do him one better. I had pictures of my penis ( for reasons other than this, of course ), and I sent them to him, and... he was a sad little monkey. Bascially, I don't know anyone that lies about their penis size, and me, I'm the King of Shamelessness. So yeah, I have no reason to lie, or hide it or anything. Oh yeah, and I know none of this matters, but I'm telling you anyway, cause it's funny 
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Oct 3 2005, 02:05 PM
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 TeMpTiNg_InNaSeNsE Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 236,831 |
QUOTE(rOckThISshYt @ Apr 28 2005, 2:12 PM) If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you...  If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry. LMAO...I agree...It's weird..... |
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Oct 3 2005, 06:56 PM
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 its jonny the homicidal maniac!! Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,235 |
uh....yea i lied i sed my penis was 52 ft long...hahahah no shyt i lied hahaha buh yea i don't measue my penis...its to big to..hahahahhaha
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Oct 3 2005, 07:22 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
soo..que es el average size?
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Oct 3 2005, 07:45 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i added half an inch to it once or twice but now there's no need too.... i need to remeasure.. im not so sure about doing that tho... lol.
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Oct 4 2005, 04:20 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
tra-la-la. nicki jus ttold me a story about two people f**king while drunk and the condom falling of because the guy was too small
i was amused. and that is slightly relevant |
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Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to have their penises be huge? No matter what, they still look gross.
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Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
^
agreed. cocks are icky. at least with smll penises there is less of it to be icky |
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| *Programmer* |
Oct 4 2005, 05:31 PM
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omg my d!ck is so gigantic..." OMG My big a$$ d!ck sunk the titanic"
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Oct 4 2005, 05:36 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Oct 4 2005, 6:22 PM) Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to have their penises be huge? No matter what, they still look gross. because of you women! anywho, have i lied about my penis? theres no need to  hah
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| *mzkandi* |
Oct 4 2005, 05:37 PM
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^that small, huh?
jk 
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Oct 4 2005, 07:12 PM
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i lie about my penis's size ALL the time. it's really 8 inches and i say it's 100 inches stacked.
....i'm kidding. |
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Oct 4 2005, 08:15 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
no your not^
QUOTE(mzkandi @ Oct 4 2005, 6:37 PM) ^that small, huh? jk  i was waiting for a witty comment to that
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Oct 4 2005, 11:50 PM
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Oof, I lied, I have lied. Just today me and my friends were joking around and I happen to jokingly say. "I'm an inch......OFF THE GROUND."
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Oct 7 2005, 06:50 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
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thats not lying, its joking, there is clearly a difference |
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| *jooleeah* |
Oct 7 2005, 12:09 PM
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Peni are gross looking anyway. I don't see the point in lying about them. ;x
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Oct 7 2005, 12:28 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^^ Fine Julia I'm 2 inches!
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| *jooleeah* |
Oct 7 2005, 12:50 PM
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^
LOL. Eddie, you crack me up. 
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