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The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang
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post Jul 13 2005, 01:13 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jun 30 2005, 10:39 AM)
Noobs like you. Douchebag.
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lol, well said. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jun 30 2005, 11:29 AM)
I've seen too many "omg lyk wut iz oral/anal/sex" topics around here, and frankly I'm sick of it. So I have created "The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang." It is the complete guide to all of your questions about sexual slang. I will update if anybody contributes to this topic. If we ever have a sex forum (which is also one of the reasons I'm making this guide,  tongue.gif) then we can move the guide there.

EDIT: Some people were a bit uncomfortable about the definitons in here. So I'm editing it so that those people will feel better.

Let's start with the different kinds of sex: (all definitions from urbandictionary.com)

Sexual Intercourse:
1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina.
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

Often used for procreation.

Oral Sex:
When the mouth is used as the main source for um, sexual pleasure-giving.  blink.gif Yeahh...

  -69: Simultaneous oral sex.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said. Also known as 33.
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Bases: We've all heard about the bases, haven't we? If you're too lazy to read from here, try this link. But, if you would like a more in-depth explanation, look here:

First Base: The first step in a sexual relationship involving making out or french kissing.

  -French Kissing: Putting your tongue in your partner's mouth during kissing or vice versa.

Second Base: One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base: The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl.

    -Blow Job: Oral stimulation of the penis. (also known as fellatio.)

  -Hand Job: Stimulation of the penis with the hand(s).
 
  -Giving head: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. (also known as cunnilingus)

edit//
Fourth Base: Final act of sexual intercourse. Also known as home run, score, grand slam... well, you get the point.
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Masturbation: The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
It's not as long as it seems. So, um, enjoy...  blink.gif

Source of Definitions:
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

For More Information:
www.google.com (You can google the definitions.)
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wow... lol.
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 04:49 AM
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i guess it shall help
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 11:37 AM
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ohh this is great info for those who dont know anything...
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 10:45 PM
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Thanks for taking your time to write this. I'm sure newbies will read this before they post the obvious.
 
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post Jul 15 2005, 10:01 PM
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when will you mention about HIV and Aids through sexual contact?

hey, a new health forum upcoming has release.

Mod needs to move this to Health Forum =]
 
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post Jul 15 2005, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jul 15 2005, 10:01 PM)
when will you mention about HIV and Aids through sexual contact?

hey, a new health forum coming has release.

Mod needs to move this to a health forum =]
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Yep yep.

Topic Moved to our spiffy new Health Forum
 
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post Jul 15 2005, 11:45 PM
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Yeahh, finally.
Those topics about sex and blah blah can be closed now. (;
 
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post Jul 19 2005, 04:29 PM
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Wait a minute. I thought this was pinned. cry.gif
 
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post Jul 20 2005, 02:53 PM
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Overboard

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her



here's some more definitions that might be helpful!
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jul 19 2005, 4:29 PM)
Wait a minute. I thought this was pinned. cry.gif
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it was in relationships, but we don't want it pinned here.l
 
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post Jul 21 2005, 03:39 PM
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QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Jul 20 2005, 2:53 PM)
Overboard

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her
here's some more definitions that might be helpful!
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How sweet.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 21 2005, 3:39 PM)
How sweet.
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True. But I don't think that's going in the guide.
 
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post Jul 23 2005, 12:20 PM
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kerbunk

(Verb)

When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy f**king kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"


there's more where that came from if anyone is interested lol, I was bored one day when I made these up.

Kerbunk on Urbandictionary.com
 
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post Jul 25 2005, 08:22 AM
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Haha. Good Job.
 
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post Jul 25 2005, 08:49 AM
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QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Jul 23 2005, 1:20 PM)
kerbunk

(Verb)

When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy f**king kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
there's more where that came from if anyone is interested lol, I was bored one day when I made these up.

Kerbunk on Urbandictionary.com
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If some guy is sleeping on the bottom bunk while his roommate is trying to have sex on the top bunk, he clearly deserves to be "kerbunked".
 
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post Jul 25 2005, 08:55 AM
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Damn thanks for the information, it's really helpful happy.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 02:33 AM
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lol, i have more that me and my friends made up if you guys are interested
 
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post Jul 26 2005, 04:52 PM
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this is a good way to keep all those other annoying topics AWAY. great job.
 
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post Jul 30 2005, 08:38 PM
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Wow this is good stuff, thanks =]
 
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post Aug 14 2005, 07:58 PM
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Wow, Thanks. This should cut down on those repeated topics about sex. (assuming ppl read this) Very nice. *Snaps for you*
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 11:26 AM
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LMAO gotahemmi55.

What's with all the bunk bed related sex terms? You have some bad experiences? laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2005, 11:31 AM
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QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Jul 23 2005, 12:20 PM)
kerbunk

(Verb)

When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy f**king kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
there's more where that came from if anyone is interested lol, I was bored one day when I made these up.

Kerbunk on Urbandictionary.com
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ROTFL. That was funny. tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2005, 02:56 PM
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AHAHAHAHAAHAH 33 i have never heard of that before...i almost choked on my water =.=
 
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I never knew there was a 33 huh.gif Well I learn something new everyday.
 
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