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 Jul 14 2005, 06:00 PM
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yerp!  Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454  |
 "The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." -- Britney Spears "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore "What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?" -- Paris Hilton "Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt!" -- Carmen Electra "I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." -- Britney Spears Off the show, Rich Girls Jaime: Isn't Benjamin Franklin that guy on the hundred dollar bill? Ally: No stupid, he's the guy who invented electricity. "Is it fish or is it chicken? I mean, I know it's tuna, but it says chicken of the sea..." -- Jessica Simpson  Post more, if you know any.
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Jul 14 2005, 07:56 PM
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 i really wanna say those three little words.. <3 Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,636 |
lmao that's great. i've read a lot of george bush ones.. but can't remember them right now
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Jul 14 2005, 08:03 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
Aha. Those are funny... umm... lets see if I can come up with any... I'll google it.
Okay, not all are stupid. Just odd. ~~~~ Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks "I don't like defining myself. I just am." -Britney Spears ~Huh? "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress EDIT// Yay! More! "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel ~ Ahaha... my favorite. "Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer "I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell, Baseball player "If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl |
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Jul 14 2005, 08:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 14 2005, 6:00 PM) "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore  I'm pretty sure that was bush not gore who said that. I remember it from last year (?) in an interview. haha those are funny |
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Jul 15 2005, 12:04 AM
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these are really funny....I'll try to get some
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Jul 15 2005, 12:10 AM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Those are great.
 I've actually heard a lot of them.
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Jul 15 2005, 12:12 AM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
QUOTE "What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?" -- Paris Hilton ive always thought she said wallpapers instead of walls .. but oh well. btw, all of those are funny xD |
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Jul 15 2005, 03:51 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, those are awesome!
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Jul 15 2005, 05:42 PM
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ah, those crazy celebrities.
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Jul 15 2005, 08:14 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
QUOTE "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields haha, that one made me like snort just now. lol. |
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Jul 16 2005, 06:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
i know this stupid but i don't get the Chicken and Tuna thing
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Jul 16 2005, 06:47 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 14 2005, 5:00 PM) "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields Hahahaha. That one was good. |
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Jul 17 2005, 02:21 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 172,522 |
it's so funny how ppl could be so stupid! lol.
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Jul 17 2005, 12:15 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
wow these celebrities are stupid
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Jul 17 2005, 05:10 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
omg ahahht hats hilarous i think i know some but im trying ot remember.
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Jul 17 2005, 05:18 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
lol luv the 1st one....omg lol the mariah ones funny too
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Jul 18 2005, 07:17 PM
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HAHAHHA wow.
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Jul 18 2005, 08:33 PM
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 not da vinci's mona lisa <3 Group: Member Posts: 644 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,781 |
"What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?"
-- Paris Hilton mama mia. ahyaayyaya.  lol
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Jul 26 2005, 06:52 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,831 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,324 |
QUOTE "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach haha. |
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Jul 26 2005, 06:58 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 15 2005, 7:00 AM) "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey "What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?" -- Paris Hilton these two are my fav! lol. stupid mariah. is paris hilton really that dumB? |
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Jul 26 2005, 05:13 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
QUOTE "What is Wal-Mart? Is that a place where they sell walls?" -- Paris Hilton Dawg gone she got it. And K-mart sells K's. |
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Jul 31 2005, 10:51 AM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO
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Jul 31 2005, 11:54 AM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
I figured that since paris hilton is so rich she dosent know what a walmart is... Lol I thought it sold walls the first time i hearf of it
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Jul 31 2005, 11:56 AM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
wow the 2nd one is outrageous. i would expect that from britney spears for the 1st one too. mmm on her show chaotic she was like "i don't know if you guys heard about the group N'SYNC" of course, everyone heard about N'SYNC...
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Aug 1 2005, 12:07 AM
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 Behind every great man is a great woman rolling her eyes Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,483 |
you know what celebrity says a lot of funny crap. Ozzy! Heck Yes! SHARONNN!!!! Gotta love him!!!
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