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 May 31 2005, 02:04 PM
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I apologize if this was used before...
A man was speeding on a freeway and was pulled over by a cop. "Excuse me sir, but you were speeding. I'm gonna need to see a drivers license and proof of car insurance." "I'm sorry, but I don't have a drivers license and I'm on parole. But that's not the least of my problems. I stole this car so I don't have the registration or insurance, there're illegal drugs in the glove compartment, theres a gun in the back seat, and a dead body I murdered in the trunk." "Ok I'm gonna call for back up, so keep your hands where I can see them." Later when the backup officer arived.... "Sir, I'm gonna have to search your car" The officer searched the car and found no drugs, gun, or dead body. He then said to the man, "Can I please see your drivers license, insurance, and registration for the car?. "Right here sir." The man showed the officer a real drivers license, insurance, and registration. The officer appologized to the man. "I'm very sorry sir. I was told that you had drugs a gun and you were a murderer." "Yeah," the man said. "And I'll bet that cop told you I was speeding, too..." |
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May 31 2005, 02:08 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
LOL... clever..
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May 31 2005, 06:26 PM
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THAT IS AWESOME...
 ...such a smart guy...ROFL...LOL
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Jun 1 2005, 08:41 PM
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lol nice.... but he went though all those troubles just so that he won't get a speeding ticket?
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Jun 1 2005, 08:44 PM
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 moinky moo Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,499 |
coooooooool!!
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Jun 1 2005, 09:00 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
wOw i should do that sometime when i get my car and see if it works
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Jun 2 2005, 03:55 PM
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i saw that joke on funnyjunk.com funny
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Jun 3 2005, 02:15 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
wow thats soo clever and funny!
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Jun 5 2005, 07:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
No more tickets for me.
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Jun 6 2005, 01:40 AM
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isnt it against the law to lie to a police man?
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Jun 6 2005, 03:05 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
^ ya it kind of is, but hey it was only one cop...that was clever
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Jun 7 2005, 06:17 PM
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lol!!! veeery clever :D
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Jun 8 2005, 02:56 PM
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Most likely wouldn't work out like that.
Sorry kids. |
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Jun 8 2005, 02:59 PM
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 when the sun sleeps. Group: Member Posts: 210 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,079 |
omg...i almost had a speedin ticket once. i was scared..and im an illegal driver.
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Jun 8 2005, 03:04 PM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Haha, thats funny.
I wonder if anyone tried it if they would get arrested or something? |
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Jun 8 2005, 08:12 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
ya ive heard this one before
but its still funny |
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Jun 8 2005, 08:47 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Awesome! I told everyone this joke. It could really work!
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Jun 8 2005, 10:27 PM
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haha..*shakes head* smart..
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Jun 8 2005, 11:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
oh wow haha. now why can't i think like that
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Jun 9 2005, 12:37 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol...he's slick wit it
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Jul 14 2005, 03:59 AM
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wow. i would never think of that..
heh heh heh.
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Jul 14 2005, 10:31 PM
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good boy lol
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Jul 15 2005, 12:11 AM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
I've heard that joke before.
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Jul 23 2005, 03:03 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol thats funny but my friends brother got out of speeding by pretendin he really had to go to the restroom lol
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jul 23 2005, 12:28 PM
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QUOTE(Kevinxp @ Jul 23 2005, 4:03 AM) lol thats funny but my friends brother got out of speeding by pretendin he really had to go to the restroom lol  LOL. aww haha that joke was cute |
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