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Lesbian Vampires, lol, you don't even wanna know
gotahemmi55
post Jul 12 2005, 02:10 AM
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Why do lesbian vampires usually become sexually frustrated?





















They can only make love once a month
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 02:11 PM
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hahaha...i kinda get it...i guess...
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 04:33 PM
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i know right?
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^ yea..I kinda get it.
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 05:59 PM
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wouldn't it be like 5 days or something?
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 06:03 PM
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I don't get it
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 06:54 PM
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^ Me neither, is it something with the period?
 
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ewwwwww.... funny and disgusting
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE(mocassinsx29 @ Jul 12 2005, 1:54 PM)
^ Me neither, is it something with the period?
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yah. the female vampires will perform oral sex on each other. vampires drink blood. boom!
 
berry_lickable
post Jul 13 2005, 03:02 AM
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QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 12 2005, 3:03 PM)
I don't get it
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it seems to ME that you dont get any of the jokes mellow.gif

anyway, heard a different version before still funny though.
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 06:29 AM
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Oh, I get it.

Gross.. mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 08:55 AM
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eeckk. nasty ><
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 09:04 AM
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AHAAHHH!H Oh that was a good one, ethically wrong, and morally challenging...
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE(berry_lickable @ Jul 13 2005, 4:02 AM)
it seems to ME that you dont get any  of the jokes mellow.gif

anyway, heard a different version before still funny though.
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I know! I seriously feel so stupid when I'm reading half of these and I'm just like...wtf...it makes no sense..
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 13 2005, 5:07 PM)
I know! I seriously feel so stupid when I'm reading half of these and I'm just like...wtf...it makes no sense..
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no offence meant though. _smile.gif
heres a flower flowers.gif
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 10:36 PM
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i dont get it....
 
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post Aug 22 2005, 04:34 PM
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ahh, my first joke ever posted in these forums, what special memories, lol
 
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post Aug 22 2005, 04:44 PM
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o0o man i didn't get it at first.. lmao.. but now i do..
 
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post Aug 23 2005, 08:16 PM
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I still don't get it.
 
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post Aug 24 2005, 04:37 PM
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lool.. at first i was like ... wtf ?? i dont get it ..
but as i read on, periods - lesbian vampires only get to have sex only once a month. i get it . biggrin.gif .... i think.. ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2005, 02:40 PM
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QUOTE(mzislandpinay @ Aug 22 2005, 4:44 PM)
o0o man i didn't get it at first.. lmao.. but now i do..
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post Sep 6 2005, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(slipper @ Jul 12 2005, 9:17 PM)
yah. the female vampires will perform oral sex on each other. vampires drink blood. boom!
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Nowwww I get it... thanks
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 03:22 PM
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Ew. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 03:29 PM
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PERIODS COME ONCE A MONTH. VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD.

That was for everyone who doesn't get it but can't read the explanations others provide.

Thats pretty funny.

Gross, but funny.
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 03:45 PM
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haha...funny..but at the same time...ewww
 
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post Sep 7 2005, 03:52 PM
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Um.... ew?

And I do believe that there is a difference between "making love" and having a good ol' f**king time with another.
 
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