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 Jul 10 2005, 01:56 AM
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 Hi, My Name is Evan  Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,786  |
You fellowz know some good pick up lines?
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Jul 10 2005, 03:54 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.
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Jul 10 2005, 04:02 PM
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 hmm?? Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,424 |
^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol
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Jul 10 2005, 04:18 PM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
The first one that comes to mind is:
" Are you a terrorist? because you're the bomb." something like that. ahaha. whoa. That's really corny. aha. |
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Jul 10 2005, 05:22 PM
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 Mr.Charismatic Group: Member Posts: 175 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,383 |
go up to a hottie and say did it hurt? wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven ;)
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Jul 10 2005, 05:29 PM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
o shit i forgot my line
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Jul 10 2005, 06:21 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 3:54 PM) Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.  QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jul 10 2005, 4:02 PM) ^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol QUOTE(its_annah @ Jul 10 2005, 4:18 PM) The first one that comes to mind is: " Are you a terrorist? because you're the bomb." something like that. ahaha. whoa. That's really corny. aha. QUOTE(ishowernaked @ Jul 10 2005, 5:22 PM) go up to a hottie and say did it hurt? wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven ;) QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Jul 10 2005, 5:29 PM) o shit i forgot my line he asked for GOOD pick up lines. |
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Jul 10 2005, 06:35 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 10 2005, 12:54 PM) Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____. haha ya that'll make me laugh hard =) and ill prolly continue talking to him |
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Jul 10 2005, 06:51 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corny one though...
guy: do you have a quarter? girl: for what? guy: so i can call your mom and thank her. theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them. |
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Jul 10 2005, 06:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,218 |
ive heard some cheesy ones before xP like
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" Some cheesy ones that really make me smile are : "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" "The only thing your gorgeous eyes havent told me is your name." ehh..i dont remember too many pick up lines xP |
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Jul 10 2005, 07:01 PM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 10 2005, 7:21 PM) he asked for GOOD pick up lines. no such thing as a good pick up line. give me one line that ANY girl would go for.
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Jul 10 2005, 07:12 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
Um....
"If you were a booger, I'll pick you first!" ^haha.... I get ALOT of girls with that! lol... j/k "Your teeth so yellow, I cant believe its not butter!" HAHA!!! |
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Jul 11 2005, 01:06 AM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
AHEM.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna listen to some really bad pick up lines? Then guy and girl will laugh over the bad pick up lines, have a good time.. and there you go. HA. |
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Jul 11 2005, 01:51 AM
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if i was your heart can i beat
or just whip it out |
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Jul 11 2005, 02:08 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
"Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew me away!"
Sadly, that one has been used on me. |
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Jul 11 2005, 03:09 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
QUOTE(WhiteLotus* @ Jul 11 2005, 12:08 AM) "Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew me away!" Sadly, that one has been used on me. Lmao. Meg, you're too good for that.  "Let's play army, I'll stand here and you blow the hell out of me." |
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Jul 11 2005, 03:22 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
"my mom always told me to marry for love, so when do you want the wedding to be"
ha ha ha. (does anyone know limits? ) |
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Jul 11 2005, 04:04 AM
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my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or not. it's not exactly a pick-up line, but i thought it was funny.
you go up to a really hot girl and be like: "i bet you 20 bucks (or however much you're willing to lose) that i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them" and she'll probably think it through and figure it's harmless and, reluctantly, accept. then you grab her boob. jiggle it. declare your loss and hand her 20 bucks (or however much you offered) and run. i'm so lame.
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Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM
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RaWr! Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 |
QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 11 2005, 5:04 AM) my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or not. it's not exactly a pick-up line, but i thought it was funny. you go up to a really hot girl and be like: "i bet you 20 bucks (or however much you're willing to lose) that i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them" and she'll probably think it through and figure it's harmless and, reluctantly, accept. then you grab her boob. jiggle it. declare your loss and hand her 20 bucks (or however much you offered) and run. i'm so lame.lol u cant pick up anyone with that if i ever did that over here ill probably be shot
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Jul 11 2005, 10:27 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,101 |
QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Jul 11 2005, 10:02 AM) lol u cant pick up anyone with that if i ever did that over here ill probably be shotprobably not, but i bet its sure as hell fun to try |
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Jul 11 2005, 10:37 AM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Just watch the movie hitch
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Jul 11 2005, 11:16 AM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Yea yea, I know i shouldn't be snooping in here, but Seriously, watch HITCH!
Girls dont usually go for the weird pick up lines, unless they are really good and not cheesy. |
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Jul 11 2005, 01:50 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
I found these funny pickup lines:
"Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because youre looking 'Grrrrreat!'" "Do you know karate? Cause your body sure is kickin!" "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you." "If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, Id have five cents." "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" "I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too." "I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra." "Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me crazy." "Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?" "Hi, my names Right ... Mr. Right." "Ill marry you tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight." "Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me." "I didnt know that Miss America lived here!" "Hi, Im Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me." "Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!" "Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten-I-see." "Damn! And I thought I was good looking!" "My last name is "Visa," because Im everywhere you want to be!" "You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!" "My friend wants to know if you think Im cute." "Ive seen you at the grocery store, baby; youre always in the same isles as the sugar, cause youre so sweet." "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" "Girl, you must be tired, 'cause you've been running in my mind all day." "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them." |
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Jul 11 2005, 04:57 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 164,645 |
I know some!
Do you believe in Love at first sight or should i walk by again? Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over ya. Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you look mmm... mmm... good! I'm not feeling like myself today, can I feel you? |
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Jul 15 2005, 10:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,626 |
argh. pickup lines do NOT work but one or two did make me smile after reading what you guys put =) i like the handshake one.... =)
and btw, i think the only time a normal girl (ie: not a prostitute or mentally impaired) would let someone grab their boob is when they're either very drunk or having sex. teehee. |
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