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 Mar 26 2004, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(Amy @ Mar 24 2004, 8:14 PM) Yeah, and we're lucky not to have dicks that hurt when they're kicked at.  it hurts just as much to get kicked in the crotch for females to i have heard..... |
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Mar 26 2004, 11:42 PM
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<33 Group: Member Posts: 244 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,540 |
QUOTE(stryker76 @ Mar 26 2004, 4:50 PM) it hurts just as much to get kicked in the crotch for females to i have heard..... Yeah but how often does a girl get kicked in her crotch? I know it hurts for both sexes but it's more known that it hurts for guys. |
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Mar 27 2004, 08:15 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,174 |
true^^...when ppl try to hurt us, they dont think about our crotch...lol, so...
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Mar 27 2004, 11:17 AM
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Its good to be a man cause you could pee on a tree with accuracy?
I wouldn't really know... |
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Mar 27 2004, 02:18 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
QUOTE I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise. 
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Mar 27 2004, 05:15 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
after reading the BRAS thread in the girls locker, I realized that.. GUYS don't have to put up with wearing those bras and such! so, girls have to spend more money on buying those and wasting time waering them and guys are just like "whatever" cause u know.. they don't have what we do. ><
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Mar 27 2004, 07:43 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
i like the women one better
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Mar 27 2004, 10:21 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
QUOTE(stryker76 @ Mar 24 2004, 4:53 PM) I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's the best line! Hilariously funny! |
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Mar 28 2004, 04:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
QUOTE(iloveyou07 @ Mar 26 2004, 4:21 PM) ya God let you off easy. A little TOO easy. I just want once for a guy to have a period, then go thru the cramps, PMS, THE WHOLE ENCHALADA!!! That would be great!!! True that! Guys need to have firsthand experience on what we go through every month, so they stop complaining about our PMS. |
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Mar 28 2004, 05:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,798 |
guys can take quick pisses when they need to go real bad, anywhere is a good place to piss
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Apr 20 2004, 05:11 AM
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Silver Hawk Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,909 |
good poem...
but in my opinion, if a person is a guy he will say dat its better to be a man while a female will say dat its better to be a woman |
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Apr 20 2004, 07:02 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
QUOTE Yeah, and we're lucky not to have dicks that hurt when they're kicked at. OUCh that must really hurt. but girls live longer cuz our bodies are stronger. lOL! and we can get out of PE if we wanted to with a note that says we have cramps. lOL  jackie
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Apr 20 2004, 07:39 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
dayum...lols seems like this poem is...sayin' "whew im glad im not a woman...cus all girls go in such a difficulty problems like pms" hAHAHAhAhAHaHAhAhA...lols... newais... um... did u make this? haha if u did..seems like u dont care about girls-_-;; seems like u are the type who likes to watch sport day and night and not think abot girls...aww haha yeah and hahaha jackie post is funny^^;; lols newais the quote that she has... yeah i feel bad for guys...cus wen dey hab dicks...and they get kicked...it hurts like pain~ hahaahahaa...
-im lucky that ima girl (not a poem...lols)- guys jus sit and watch sports day and night.....(like u) guys are stupid sometimes... hahaha i hab no clue wat im talkin' abot too HAHAHAHAA ok im stupid too...-_-;; haha |
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Apr 20 2004, 10:37 AM
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The Pleasures of being a Man.
Can stand and pee. Never have to brush your hair and call it a style. Don't have to suffer fo 9 months We don't bleed through our genitals We can eat... eat.. and eat. We don't wear pads, tampons, or whatnot. We let woman think they have control over us. but infact we're just lazy to argue. #1 pleasure. We get to make love to women! If I were born a woman, I'd be a lesbian. |
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Apr 21 2004, 10:50 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
Well, "Why is it good to be a man?" , because boys or man ROCK THE WORLD!!! Can do anything they want! First creature of God (it's in my Religion if your Christian, or Jew) Head of the family and maybe that's all!
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Apr 22 2004, 03:12 PM
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<--asdoua hfkawhekf Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,373 |
Brief Explanation: Guys and gurls ache lotz after a good kick in the genitals.
The thing that let you feel pleasure do that cuz they are ultra sensitive. With Ultra pleasure comes Ultra pain. Just thought you'd like to know  ^^^Courtesy of Sex Ed^^^ |
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Apr 22 2004, 09:34 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
sigh...guys have it so easy...
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Apr 27 2004, 12:34 AM
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i'm proud to be a male but i am not proud who i am......
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Apr 29 2004, 02:36 PM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
QUOTE(Stupid_Fat_Boy @ Mar 24 2004, 4:48 PM) im glad that im a man cuz giving birth dont sound too fun ummm i agree with u..  .. i am proud to be a man....hehehehe
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Apr 29 2004, 02:40 PM
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 Feh... I want ramen!! Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203 |
QUOTE(Amy @ Mar 24 2004, 11:39 PM) lol I don't think it would hurt as much as it would hurt a guy cause I've seen guys cry when they got kicked there...lol Even though I've never been kicked there before but I have ran into some things(like edges of tables and my brother hit me there on accident when we were playing with wooden swords) that made it hurt but not hurt enough to cry...lol The "thing" of a guy is VERY sensitive. It's like Goku's tail. You touch it, it hurts REALLY bad. lol But umm...yeah it hurts more to get hit in the boob area than the "birdie" area for girls. lol lol Goku's tail??/ what kind of analogy is that??? lol yeah... i REALLY don't want to comment any more than i have to. |
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Apr 29 2004, 04:24 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(stryker76 @ Mar 24 2004, 3:53 PM) I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink I don't end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to wear. I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction. I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and when you ask why get all bitter and surly. I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring. I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back. I don't carry our differences into the sack. I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to steal you. I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too. I know what the time is and I know what to do. And I honestly think its a privilege for me to have these two balls and stand when I pee. I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball. It's more fun than dealing with women after all. I won't cry if you say it's not going to work. I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk. Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure. I won't assume it's permanent by any measure. Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see. I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery. I don't get all bitchy every 28 days. I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise. I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true. I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you! lol cute ima find out about women and its gonna be better! |
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Apr 30 2004, 10:54 PM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
The man's code.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. I've never been kicked in the balls by a guy before. But girls, twice. And it f**king hurts. |
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Apr 30 2004, 11:09 PM
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 PHIL ˝ Group: Member Posts: 2,663 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,982 |
The only thing being a guy is that we have balls and when someone kicks it i go
 becuase it hurts
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May 1 2004, 09:36 PM
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 girls are better? lolol
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May 1 2004, 11:10 PM
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*Ashley* Group: Member Posts: 24 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,263 |
QUOTE(Amy @ Mar 24 2004, 8:14 PM) Yeah, and we're lucky not to have dicks that hurt when they're kicked at. haha amen to that! |
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