Be careful what you wish for..., Game |
 Jul 1 2005, 10:57 AM
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Here's a game that should be fun...
The first person makes a wish. The poster after him has to write an ironical or funny consequence from that wish. Then posts on a separate line with his/her wish. ----------------------------- Example: (1st Poster: I wish to have a PSP 2nd poster: You are granted the PSP but the screen is broken and the controls or jammed. I wish for a dog). ----------------------------- The rules are simple wishes, respect the forum members, and have fun. I'll start... I wish I had a bubble gum that blows perfect bubbles and never looses it's flavor. 
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Jul 3 2005, 10:58 PM
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you get your wish, but now you have six toes.
I wish my dog could talk |
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Jul 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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 hojax to the max Group: Member Posts: 330 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,858 |
you're now the fastest woman in the world, but you go so fast that since no one can see you, no one believes you
i wish i could paint beautiful murals |
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Jul 3 2005, 11:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
the paint you use is made of lead, and you die of poisoning
I wish I had some french fries. |
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Jul 3 2005, 11:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
someone stabs your back, but you can't feel it so you bleed to death
I wish I could fly |
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Jul 4 2005, 01:31 AM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
Your wish has been granted but you were shocked by lightning in mid-air and you crashed. And died.
I wish I could have him all to myself. |
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Jul 4 2005, 03:21 AM
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you have "him" all to yourself. but he doesn't have a penis :)
i wish someone i WANT to sleep with will join me in bed tonight ;) |
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Jul 4 2005, 03:30 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
your wish is granted, but it turns out that person is a man
i wish for gold |
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Jul 4 2005, 03:32 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
wish granted. you sleep with someone you want but in reality its michael jackson in disguise.
I wish for 1000 dollars |
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Jul 4 2005, 03:40 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
Your wish is granted but you recieve 1000 dollars in monopoly money.
I wish I had purple hair. |
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Jul 4 2005, 03:46 AM
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skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
granted, but purple becomes the most controversial color in the universe so you had to shave it off.
i wish for my two front teeth |
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Jul 4 2005, 09:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
You get your teeth, but they're all rotten and nasty and gross.
I wish they would hurry up and release Living Single and Moesha on DVD 
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Jul 4 2005, 10:07 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
They release them, but they cost $999999999999999each.
I wish somebody gave me £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in cash. |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
our world is peaceful, but then Aliens come and...kill everyone...
 I wish someone would polish my shoes |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
It happens, but when we all live in harmony and equality, aliens are frustated and launch war on us, but we live in peace so we can't fight back.
I wish for £999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Jul 4 2005, 10:18 AM) you get your money but ur in a country where u can't use it i wish that i could swim faster  I'm in Ireland (Northern ireland...*sigh) so we do use pounds. You learn how to swim faster, but a shark eats u. I wish that The Simpsons never get cncelled! |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
Ugh, I HATE headaches.
You get your wish but you're so excited that you jump up and down and then you fall on your head and get an even worse headache. I wish I had a driver's liscense. |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:33 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
You get your wish, but it gets stuck on James Earl Jones somehow, and now people make fun of you...a lot.
I wish I knew every word in every language. |
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Jul 4 2005, 10:40 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
You're soon only able to type like, 1 word a minute, and it gets really frustrating.
I wish I had every CD I ever wanted. |
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Jul 4 2005, 11:17 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
He calls you back, but you realise he's a bum.
I wish they would stop making Harry Potter books, or atleast he dies in the last one. |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
You get ur wish, but they now turn harry potter into a series on nbc.
I wish I had £9999999999999999999 |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
You get it, but u choke on the fumes and die.
I wish we got FOX in ireland. |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:31 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
U get it, but u drop it...in dog shit...in the rain...
I wish I the cb hacker came and had a huge fight with all cb-er's. |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
Your wish is granted, but you die in a final, bloody showdown.
I wish my speakers could get louder then they do 
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Jul 4 2005, 12:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
you get your wish, but then....actually, I can't think of anything bad that would come out of beating up Hillary Duff... Oh I know, they play a 24hour marathon of Lizzy McGuire on every station in her honor.
I wish I had a limo. |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,436 |
You get ur wish, but the limo crashes and u die
I wish life was more like a video game. |
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