your funniest away messages, on aim, dont move to tech. plaese |
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 Jul 1 2005, 11:00 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal  Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922  |
I posted a topic like last year about away messages on aim. I just wanted to know what are some of your funniest! Also, seeing how this is a second version of the first one, it's purpose is to see the growth of away messages in a years time.......OO LOOP HOLE ;p
Mods, please dont move to technology, it's so DEAD THERE! >< Here is one of mine.... QUOTE I hate you this much |----------|----------| 1 2 DAMN homie two inches of HATE! i must hate you a lot %n (their sn) i'll remember this date of %d @ %t as the day i hated some1 so mcuh... ;p iono, i have nothing right now reinstalled aim. I'll remember more! ;p |
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Jul 1 2005, 11:06 PM
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 ;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
One of mine was:
QUOTE(Aim Away Message) I'm not away I just don't want to talk to you. Lol. |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:10 PM
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mina are always boring, like "im in the shower" or "eating dinner"
T____________T i need to think up something more creative. |
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Jul 1 2005, 11:10 PM) mina are always boring, like "im in the shower" or "eating dinner" T____________T i need to think up something more creative.  me too. i used to have 100000 away messages. now i have 5 saved. i usually just put up the default one because i could care less. |
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Jul 1 2005, 11:23 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
I usually put up my "Don't you hate it when people put up away messages that don't say where they are or when they'll be back?" It seems to do the job just fine.
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Jul 2 2005, 01:40 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
i dont use any interesting ones, just the default lol
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Jul 2 2005, 01:52 AM
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 We'll leave this town in ruin. Group: Member Posts: 282 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,162 |
If you were my homework...I'd be doing you on my bed right now.
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Jul 2 2005, 01:54 AM
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 worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
I usually use this one
Beat me. Rape me. Do anything you want but please don't talk to me. |
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Jul 2 2005, 02:13 AM
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 ksjchskjdahfkja Group: Member Posts: 958 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,175 |
QUOTE God. People these days.
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Jul 2 2005, 02:22 AM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
mine is
-- save water, drink beer. -- some idiot put up an away message. -- save water, shower with a friend. |
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Jul 2 2005, 02:25 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
I usually have really boring away messeges
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Jul 2 2005, 02:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,791 |
i either use the sefault one, or "Call my cellular telephone."
wow, i'm so creative 
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Jul 2 2005, 02:36 AM
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ChiNk Group: Member Posts: 289 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 162,138 |
QUOTE My away message usally tells what I am doing, where I am, etc. My probably funniest ones, and stupidest ones are like: QUOTE Did you know by reading this away message, you are wasting 14 seconds of your life! Well.... Stop reading! STOP! You are wasting more time in your life! STOP READING! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE WASTING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! YOU ARE WASTING! WASTING! YOU ARE STILL READING? You have like, by now wasted 30 seconds or probably more of your life...what are you waiting for? STOP READING!! Get..get..go away, stop, get a life, you don't care about your life... You are so gay %n <--(their screename) And another one is: QUOTE Wow, you must have no friends to be chatting with my away message.... Yeah..there are more..but..ah..oh well... hahahahaa..that's a cool away message... my is: go get a life you retard away messages are for people who are away so i'm away, and you need to leave me alone.. f**k OFF! --end-- yup.. |
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Jul 2 2005, 04:09 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
mine are very detailed sometimes but never funny. i probably did have some funny ones i just wont remember them.
otherwise there's nothing else you'd want to know about my away messages. |
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Jul 2 2005, 04:26 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
I don't know it's your for you, but it's funny for me.
Because I like to freak people out. "I'm not here right now. I'm right next to you." |
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Jul 2 2005, 04:34 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
one time i was mad at a friend, and they tried to talked to me for a long time, so i replied "can't you see I'm busy trying not to talk to you". and then they left
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Jul 2 2005, 05:22 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I remember one saying:
QUOTE I'd think about how frisbees can fly and it hit me
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Jul 2 2005, 06:23 AM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
QUOTE you know what annoys me? when people IM me asking me "who's this? i saw you on my buddy list". hey genius, i didn't add myself to your buddy list, YOU did so quit bugging me. as you can see, i'm a bit cranky. now either say something intelligent or say nothing at all. I guess it's not funny. What's funny is that people still IM me "Who's this?" while I have that away message up and then either apologize or quirk out after reading it. |
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Jul 2 2005, 06:35 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
We are sorry but [Insert Name Here] is not available at this moment, for he and/or she is at [Insert Place here] to [Insert verb here] with [Insert group of people here]. Please leave a message after the [Insert tone here]
[Insert tone here] Chyeah, that's my unbelievably lame away message |
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Jul 2 2005, 07:16 AM
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 oh look its emily! Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226 |
i use this one alot its gettin old but i pick it....
 i liked it and some people laugh a lot i dunno ...lol 
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Jul 2 2005, 07:30 AM
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 former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
purple ponies (self deleted 12/30/06)
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Jul 2 2005, 07:41 AM
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wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
QUOTE *listening to missy elliot's "work it" in the car*
vicky: [sings] if you gotta big house, lemme search ya! me: house? vicky, i don't think she said house. vicky: what is it then? me: i believe she's referring to male parts. vicky: ?!?!? me: you know... penis, d**k, cock? you didn't actually think it was "house" did you? gotta love the roomie. :) |
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| *paul murphy* |
Jul 2 2005, 09:06 AM
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Oh yeah:
Callin' Ghostbusters In bed...no further details eh, some more...but i 4get |
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Jul 2 2005, 09:07 AM
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worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
i sometimes use this one.
f**k f**k f**k F**k it is not funny but for some reason people laugh when they see it |
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Jul 2 2005, 09:41 AM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
mine juss explains what im doing.
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