HOW TALLER ARE YOU?, HEIGHT, BOYS, GUYS... WHATEVER Options

[CHANDLER]

WELL, IM CHANDLER AGAIN... SO, YOU ASKED THAT IF MY LAST TOPIC WAS MY PROBLEM, WELL NO. FORTUNATELLY THAT´S NO MY PROBLEM, AND I HAVE TO SAY, MAYBE THAT THEORY ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE D**K WITH THE FINGER THING IS TRUE, ´CAUSE IN MY CASE THAT´S THE SAME LONG... WELL, WHATEVER...

THE LAST SUNDAY I WENT TO THIS GRADUATION OF SIXTH GRADE OF MY LITTLE BRO... BEFORE THIS I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS SHORT, A SHORT BOY... BUT THE SUNDAY, AT HIS GRADUATION, I JUST WATCH ALL HIS FRIENDS AND I NOTICE THAT ALL THE GUYS FROM SIXTH GRADE (AND ALSO SOME OF 7TH, 8TH AND 9TH...) ARE SO MUCH SHORT... I´M 5´11, BUT I DONT KNOW WHY THIS NEW GENERATIONS ARE SO REALLY SHORT. WELL, ACTUALLY MY BRO IS 5´0 AND IS 12, BUT I HAVE TO SAY IM IMPRESSED, ONE OF HIS CLASSMATES IS ACTUALLY 4´1 AND HE IS ABOUT 13 - 14... SO WHATEVER... WHAT DO U THINK?

PD: AND ACTUALLY THE TITLE OF THE TOPIC IS: HOW TALL ARE YOU? (I JUST MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE)