If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah
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| *paul murphy* |
Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM
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QUOTE(sm0kinm0nky @ Jul 1 2005, 9:05 AM) I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah  haha, OHY YEAH! |
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| *reflection* |
Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM
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ask her if she's really that dumb
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| *jooleeah* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM
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Hang out with her.
Damn, you guys are mean. 
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Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM
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take all her stuff then sell it on ebay!
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM
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I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv.
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Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM
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 yes. Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,487 |
other guys probly said they would do her, but i would shake her for her money
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Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM
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take pictures and go shopping then go to School
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Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you know the usual girl stuff
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Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
just hang out... talk to her...
have her hook me up with johnny knoxville and all the jackass boys lol |
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Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music and life. And hangout at the mall. Take funky pictures with each the Simpsons sister.
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Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM
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 worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not really. I would duct tape her on the ceiling of her house and make sure she never gets down.
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Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL |
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Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM
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worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM) ^ Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL I am a girl. I would duct tape her mouth shut. And I would duct tape her husband to the top of his car. |
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Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM
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shes soo pretttyyyyy
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Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly?
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Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM
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go shopping and have her pay for everything
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Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM
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Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her sister !!!!!
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Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM
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 What side was that Prvt Pile? Group: Member Posts: 131 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,960 |
I am a guy what do you think??
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Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM
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 i'll spend forever loving you. Group: Member Posts: 571 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 431,524 |
^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woohoo! |
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM
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take pictures.
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Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
Shop with her. (:
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Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I would take her to the roller skating rink and force her to skate with me while singing Public Affair.
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Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. I would do exactly that. 
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Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 422,321 |
Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for everything, after that ask her if she wants to go the pool, of course she'll say yes and when she gets in i'll drown her!!!
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