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The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang
sadolakced acid
post Jul 1 2005, 02:11 AM
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'cleaning your rifle'

33 and 69 shoudl be explained as well.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 04:20 AM
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i can just imagine someone brand new to cb coming in and reading this.
that would SO give the wrong impression, lmao.

hah. useful. in a way. elba needs to see this =]
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 07:32 AM
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is any one else creeped out that the person who wrote this is only 13 years old?

also, maybe its just me but i was too emberrassed to read any more after i read "tongue f**k"
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 08:26 AM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Jul 1 2005, 7:32 AM)
is any one else creeped out that the person who wrote this is only 13 years old?

also, maybe its just me but i was too emberrassed to read any more after i read "tongue f**k"
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I'm with you Heather. I can't believe this topic was pinned... I wouldn't mind so much if there were better use of words. You think think teachers say d**k and f**k in Sex ED? I don't think so. Now noobs are going to be running around saying stuff like, "give my d**k a hand job and I'll tongue f**k you." Lol, anyway that was just an example of what might be said after a noobie reads this, but seriously, I find this topic innapproiate and dumb. I have nothing against Sex Education but do we really want a 13-year-old to be teaching members about tongue f**king? I don't think we need that much detail to explain such slangs. A better example would be, " Oral Sex: Pleasing the sexual parts of a male or female using the mouth". This isn't a sex therapy forum. @_@
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 09:40 AM
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well that was frank.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jun 30 2005, 1:29 PM)
Oral Sex:
1) If a guy does it for a girl, he sucks her clitoris, or tongue-fucks her..etc. Whatever pleases her, since all women are different. Also done between lesbian lovers.
2) If a girl does it to a guy (or a guy to another guy) she sucks his d**k, plays with his balls, etc...whatever gets him off.
Basically, the mouth is used as the main source of pleasure giving.
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This is like soft-core porn. sweating.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE
This is like soft-core porn.

haha
::walks away feeling dirty shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 06:57 PM
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i'm fairly certain this was why a) i was against the sex forum to begin with and b) in my compromise, we had it official members only
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 07:12 PM
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Actually, the definitions I got were from urban dictionary.com. I didn't write them myself. But I edited it for those who were uncomfortable with the definitions.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 10:18 AM
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ahahaha. good way of explaining.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 06:45 PM
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for sum reason i laffd wen i read all tha diff. names for scoring.
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 06:54 PM
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When I saw the title I was like, "I definitly have to click this!"

This is great and it so should be pinned!

Oh and you may want to explain "the shocker" and the meaning of "skeet".

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post Jul 3 2005, 02:39 AM
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cool
 
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post Jul 4 2005, 12:41 AM
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Totally didn't know what bases were before reading this.. Thanks for the enlightenment.. Aha
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 10:35 PM
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QUOTE(soccer_gurly @ Jul 3 2005, 2:39 AM)
cool
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Don't spam.

Ahh I just read the whole thing. Like the whole thing. It made me laugh. You say it so bluntly.
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 10:42 PM
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fellatio, and cunnilingus should be added.

along with your bases, you should also consider the act upon a female as well. Those bases don't just pertain to those acts on guys.


QUOTE(Heathasm @ Jul 1 2005, 8:32 AM)
is any one else creeped out that the person who wrote this is only 13 years old?

also, maybe its just me but i was too emberrassed to read any more after i read "tongue f**k"
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I'd put into consideration the fact that her avatar is "idaho? udaho."
that should explain a bit...
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 06:53 PM
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Sex for Dumbbies !
now spam can be aviodeed
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(kana-p @ Jul 1 2005, 8:26 AM)
I'm with you Heather. I can't believe this topic was pinned... I wouldn't mind so much if there were better use of words. You think think teachers say d**k and f**k in Sex ED? I don't think so. Now noobs are going to be running around saying stuff like, "give my d**k a hand job and I'll tongue f**k you." Lol, anyway that was just an example of what might be said after a noobie reads this, but seriously, I find this topic innapproiate and dumb. I have nothing against Sex Education but do we really want a 13-year-old to be teaching members about tongue f**king? I don't think we need that much detail to explain such slangs. A better example would be, " Oral Sex: Pleasing the sexual parts of a male or female using the mouth". This isn't a sex therapy forum. @_@
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Well, if kids are going to learn they should learn all the terms. How many teachers in Sex Ed. are going to tell you what this is? Plus, I think in this age people under thirteen are going to know what a d**k and all that fun stuff is. If not, well they are going to learn it so they can learn it properly here =)

QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Jul 1 2005, 2:11 AM)
'cleaning your rifle'

33 and 69 shoudl be explained as well.
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What's the first two mean? I know what 69 is, but I never heard of the first two.
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE(jordanriane @ Jul 6 2005, 10:42 PM)
fellatio, and cunnilingus should be added.

along with your bases, you should also consider the act upon a female as well. Those bases don't just pertain to those acts on guys.
I'd put into consideration the fact that her avatar is "idaho? udaho."
that should explain a bit...
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What does my avatar have to do with the guide? I edited the definitions people thought were offensive. It's meant to prevent all these annoying topics about sex made by noobs. If they want more info, I'll provide websites and I'l cite my definitions.
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(not_your_average @ Jul 7 2005, 7:29 PM)
What does my avatar have to do with the guide? I edited the definitions people thought were offensive. It's meant to prevent all these annoying topics about sex made by noobs. If they want more info, I'll provide websites and I'l cite my definitions.
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My english class all over again
I still laugh after reading it for like the 80th time happy.gif
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 11:43 PM
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Thank you for kindly explaining all this...
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 04:20 PM
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finally something to stop everyone from asking questions entailed above.
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 11:43 PM
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Hm. I knew everything else, but I was a bit shaky on the bases. Thanks. _smile.gif I didn't know girls could go second with guys. Guess I'm not as innocent.
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 08:59 PM
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lol this was very blunt. i think we do need a sex forum for the people who are just horny and for the people who are opposed to one...just dont go in there.
 
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post Jul 11 2005, 04:34 PM
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Wah so many terms confuse me...
 

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