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19 things to do in a public bathroom stall
alli
post Jun 26 2005, 09:01 PM
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:04 PM
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Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:05 PM
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haha, this made me laugh. laugh.gif i don't know if i would be able to actually do some of them though to people.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:13 PM
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thats some realy crazy stuff to do i like th last one thats funney
where ever did u come up with those biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:14 PM
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I think there was a topic like this before.

Anyways, I love these list things. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:16 PM
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I got one for you.

Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:17 PM
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haha miss criss..thats a good one! lol
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:19 PM
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Another one.

Go up to a stall while somebody is in it and knock and as if anybody's in it. When they say yes, knock again and ask if they're done yet. Keep on doing this until they are uber pissed off.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:21 PM
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haha funnyy
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:22 PM
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Bahaha. That last one is funny.

Born Free is such a funny song.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:24 PM
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Haha, #7 is funny, but #18 is so mean! Imagine if someone did that to you..
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:25 PM
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I'd freak out, but oh Lord, it'd be so funny to do...
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:34 PM
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lol....i wonder what the stall next door wil be thinking
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 09:43 PM
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seen this before in the humor section
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 10:01 PM
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post Jun 26 2005, 10:03 PM
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lol #18's funny.
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM)
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

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ROFL, my faves!
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 11:12 PM
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5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"



haha .. those are great.
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 10:29 AM
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QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM)
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
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lol ! funny stuff
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 11:37 AM
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lol. i like the last one. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 04:42 PM
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Oh gosh, I've seen things like this before on the internet, but this reminded me just how much I want to do some of those things. Especially 18.
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 04:54 PM
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7, 10, and 12 were really funny... surprised that some people may have actually done some of those things...
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 06:39 PM
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3 and 7 are amazingly funny. I was cracking up. I'm so immature. pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 06:55 PM
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12 & 13...... are my favorite!!!! just think in that was on Punked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 18 2005, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 9:16 PM)
I got one for you.

Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
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hahhahahahaha ew. wow too funny laugh.gif
 
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