Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
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Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. ![]() mom: Evan,Take out the- ![]() me: ![]() mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: ![]() mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it ![]() me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: ![]() dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? ![]() dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, ![]() that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. ![]() |
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM) ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents? i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. ![]() mom: Evan,Take out the- ![]() me: ![]() mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: ![]() mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it ![]() me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: ![]() dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? ![]() dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, ![]() that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. ![]() Uhh thanks for sharing? And no, only in Health at school. Lol. |
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*x____duckii* |
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Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.
Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees? |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
^ the sex talk with ur parents duh
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 ![]() |
No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right. |
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![]() Ich bin der Käse!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 ![]() |
No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*
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![]() Life's random. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 193 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,977 ![]() |
Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
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*xcaitlinx* |
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there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.
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*x____duckii* |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh
![]() i probably should've put a smiley |
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*jooleeah* |
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There are many topics on this =/
My parents never gave me that talk. |
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#12
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![]() My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 ![]() |
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^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
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*lolita kitty* |
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one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_- |
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![]() Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 ![]() |
never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help
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![]() The Texan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 ![]() |
I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.
*10 minutes later* Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort* I should go. |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
lol stop laughing at me
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![]() The Texan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 ![]() |
It's a compliment
![]() That, and it was a damn funny story. |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner
it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh. |
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![]() The Texan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 ![]() |
She prolly did
![]() Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny. |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,818 ![]() |
HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.
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![]() aiko Nakamura at your service ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,518 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,144 ![]() |
nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways.
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![]() whatever d00de ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 ![]() |
my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.
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*iNyCxShoRT* |
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Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.
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