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 Jun 8 2005, 08:19 PM
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 Alisha  Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880  |
hahaha awwww
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Jun 22 2005, 01:04 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 3:28 PM) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10  LOL i think those are the funniest  yay over 1000 posts! i forgot to keep track... |
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Jun 22 2005, 11:54 AM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Lmao-the return of Kids Ssay The Funniest Things.....with your host JENNY PIE!!!!!!!! [/commentator voice]
QUOTE HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 
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Jun 25 2005, 09:10 PM
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ahha the last one is hilarious =D
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Jun 26 2005, 01:56 PM
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 </3 Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,746 |
lol thats cute
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Jun 26 2005, 06:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
QUOTE (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) f**k outta here... man oh man, you better be a man to clean after your own shit! lol ... i love that first comment lol |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:41 AM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
AWWWW..man..gotta love little kids.
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Jun 27 2005, 05:45 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
"(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 " [Bill Cosby Voice] Kids say the darnest things! [/Bill Cosby Voice] |
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Jul 1 2005, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 i like those. haha. cute kids! 
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Jul 1 2005, 05:43 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
Hhahahah..those are good.kids say the darnest things.
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Jul 1 2005, 05:47 PM
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soo cute
those kids are smart |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 65 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,337 |
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! that's a knee slapper for me. holy crap, I hope I'm not rich so atleast I get a good one. Those kids say the funniest crap, but half of it's true!!! |
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Jul 2 2005, 10:54 AM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
haha so cute
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Jul 9 2005, 07:41 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
QUOTE(jennypie @ May 17 2005, 6:28 PM) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 ^ those are my favorite lol
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Jul 10 2005, 09:58 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
lmfao...
i wish i knew kids like that. |
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Jul 11 2005, 11:49 AM
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haha they're all so cute/funny. aww...little kids!
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Jul 11 2005, 09:22 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 ^^^ aw lol my fav |
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