uuuuuuu might be a redneck if..... |
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 Jun 22 2005, 05:56 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure....  Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746  |
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. haha 
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Jun 22 2005, 05:57 PM
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lol, do you watch blue collar tv? i love those guys!
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Jun 22 2005, 06:01 PM
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i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
its from the main guys comidie act
haha i love blue collar tv |
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Jun 22 2005, 07:16 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I watch Blue Collar T.V., too.
Those jokes are semi-funny. =3 |
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Jun 23 2005, 10:13 AM
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do you remember the one where they went to the gravy spa, i was all
 but ti was funny
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Jun 23 2005, 02:43 PM
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 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
What about:
If you go to a family reunipn to meet women. |
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Jun 23 2005, 03:49 PM
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What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I liked the episode where they pretend to be those Extreme Home Makeover people, and they come and fix up the family's mobile home.
 The Bachelor episode was pretty funny too. |
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Jun 23 2005, 04:02 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
everytime i go to a rodeo...they ALWAYS play redneck jokes.
they always crack me up. =D
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Jun 23 2005, 05:55 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
How about this:
Everytime you mow your lawn you find at least three cars |
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Jun 25 2005, 01:18 PM
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i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 23 2005, 2:55 PM) How about this: Everytime you mow your lawn you find at least three cars  haha i like this one  ok ok uuuu know if ur a red neck if u cant prenounce or use the following werds wright: ascot:hey moe ascot if he has my mower urrr...dammn i cant remeber the rest ill post more latr haha |
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Jun 25 2005, 09:29 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
I <3 redneck jokes. I think they're hilarious! these are.
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