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sick joke, i found it randomly
charanjust4yu
post Mar 25 2005, 09:35 PM
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A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
 
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post Mar 25 2005, 09:40 PM
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i think someone already posted this.
 
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post Mar 25 2005, 10:28 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow
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o_o
 
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post Mar 25 2005, 10:40 PM
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what the...
 
dani41790
post Mar 26 2005, 01:01 AM
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this was posted already
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 07:10 PM
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this is already posted....i think that is a disgrace to asian woman
 
*wind&fire*
post Mar 27 2005, 07:12 PM
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SSSEEEEEEAAARRRRRCCCHCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 08:45 AM
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hmm. wierd. i dont think all asians have small boobs.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 03:37 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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O_______________________________________O
 
cocoalightning27
post Mar 28 2005, 04:07 PM
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Yes, Someone already posted this....I don't even think this is true...
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 04:15 PM
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harsh much

not to funny, and apparently a repeat. im not impressed
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 05:42 PM
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what a retarded joke...
 
to-devastate
post Mar 28 2005, 06:18 PM
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This was posted already.
Use the search button next time.
Someone close this.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 09:47 PM
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meh, already posted
so um yeah, use the search button and stuff like that
kthx =]
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 09:50 PM
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i didnt get it at first but then i was like ooooooooooo but it isnt that funny
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:48 AM
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Hmm... How come when krnxswat posted this joke, people gave back good feedback? And now, this person who obviously made less posts than him posts this joke and gets negative feedback.

But anyway, it's not that funny
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 06:33 PM
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ehh its okay. the search button is your friend (:

_dry.gif not all asians have small busts.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 12:44 AM
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hey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts..
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 04:26 PM
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hey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts..

We didn't need to know that _dry.gif
 
miss barnes
post Apr 22 2005, 04:52 PM
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umm..ehh its ok. this is the first time i've heard this joke so i aint trippin
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Mar 29 2005, 8:48 AM)
Hmm... How come when krnxswat posted this joke, people gave back good feedback? And now, this person who obviously made less posts than him posts this joke and gets negative feedback.

But anyway, it's not that funny
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yeah... and lol @ the joke
 
toodlepops.
post Apr 23 2005, 10:37 PM
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boo
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Uhh, that's nice.
</sarcasm>
 
emazing
post Jun 20 2005, 07:56 PM
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What a hypocrite.
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Wow. A very non-humorous joke you posted.
HAHAHAHA.
.ispeeved.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 10:46 PM
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Someone posted this a while ago. Don't think it's very funny, but it isn't offensive or anything, which is a plus. x_x;
 
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post Jun 24 2005, 06:18 PM
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je suis une noix de coco <33
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this is lame
 
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