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 Jun 18 2005, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel smacked the shit outta Shaq because he kept on proclaiming that he was to be called the Big Diesel. After smacking him upside his head, he later said: " There's only one Big Diesel here, and its in my pants...." hahahahahahha |
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Jun 18 2005, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel does not "drop it like it's hot." To suggest that anything would be too hot for him to hold is laughable. ahahahahaha... |
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Jun 19 2005, 01:23 AM
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"Vin Diesel coined the term "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" before he ate every unicorn in existence..."
I can't get enough of this. "Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn." |
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Jun 19 2005, 11:03 AM
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Vin Diesel has been every member of the Beetles at some point or another. Especially Ringo.
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Jun 19 2005, 12:12 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel belches in B sharp. i dont get why this is that funny, to be honest... actually, the one above me made me smile, but other than that, meh |
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Jun 19 2005, 01:04 PM
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One day, many years ago, Vin Diesel clapped his hands, causing a massive cosmic explosion, creating the universe.
Haha. Wow. |
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Jun 20 2005, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE Goliath threw the match against David when he heard the winner had to face Vin Diesel. ahhahas. QUOTE Vin Diesel and Paul McCartney cannot be distinguished from one another. They only look different because they wear different clothing. QUOTE If you blow in Vin Diesel's ear, the top of his head inflates. LMAO. |
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Jun 22 2005, 04:57 PM
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Vin Diesel often travels to the center of the earth in order to heat up his breakfast burritos.
Indians believed cameras stole the souls of those it took pictures of because Vin Diesel typically stored the stolen souls of his friends in a Nikon camera he bought from a 1-armed French prostitute. There was a time when the forests of Europe were so dense and omnipresent that Vin Diesel could travel from one extreme of the continent to the other jumping from treetop to treetop, never touching ground. Now he is forced to rely on his trusty flying dragon sidekick, Fujur. Vin Diesel pimped Xzibit's ride. Vin Diesel has breasts that do indeed lactate. Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program. lol. |
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Jun 24 2005, 04:40 AM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids. He isn't vain, so he let the egyptians take the credit. what a nice guy |
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Jun 24 2005, 02:44 PM
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Vin Diesel once peed on a third rail of the New York City subway system and subsequently caused the blackout of 2003.
J. Edgar Hoover's cross dressing fetish was discovered at a sleep over with Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was wearing a dress made of plasma and fecal matter. Vin Diesel occasionaly wears live rattlesnakes as a condom Vin Diesel sunk the Titanic in hopes of making the movie end sooner. Vin refuses to wear shoes with laces. Vin Diesel once had a short-lived love affair with Mother Teresa. She said she left him because she was "tired of all the donkey punches." Vin Diesel's urine is thought so highly of in Germany that it is used as mouthwash. When Vin Diesel dies, he will return to the life stream and stop Meteor. for the FF ppl Vin Diesel created the God Quetzalcoatl when he threw a parrot and iguana into a bedroom and told them "to wing it". |
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Jun 24 2005, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel lives his life in "bullet-time". hmmm |
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Jun 24 2005, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel can express the square root of -1 as a real number. ooooOOOOoooh... take that 4 unit math biznatches! |
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Jun 24 2005, 10:38 PM
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Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.
Vin Diesel has a spinning bowtie that automatically propells him when he wears rollerskates, but he'll kill you if you see him do it. Vin Diesel's toast lands butter side up. Vin Diesel use time travel to go back in time and led the Huns to victory against Mulan and her lesbian lover Margaret Thatcher. Dude, these are hilarious. 
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Jun 25 2005, 10:33 AM
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Vin Diesel's mass is constantly monitored by a military installation in New Mexico. Should it exceed a critical point they are instructed to destroy him with a hydrogen bomb mounted to an ICBM. It is not known if this will be enough to stop the process.
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Jun 26 2005, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE Congress gave Vin Diesel final say on pulling the plug on Terri Shiavo. He decided to do it because plug pulling is more extreme than tube feeding.  QUOTE In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names. All of them were Vin Diesel.
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Jun 27 2005, 11:01 AM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel defeated Neo-Hitler and Neo-Stalin in an epic contest of strength. Their fight destroyed three planets and extended Vin Diesel's penis length at least three inches.
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