Story Time!, Your worst blow to the nuts |
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 Jun 16 2005, 11:35 PM
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HAHAHA ..
okay .. so in p.e class .. there's these 3 guys .. guy 1 - chase guy 2 - chris guy 3 - zach [[ but not in tha situation till later ]] chris asked me to do my wall flip .. and i just stood there and stared @ him and asked " why " .. so he just comes up to me and he pushes me backward and chase is on tha ground in a ball and i trip over him .. and fall on my back .. well, that was all planned out .. as how they were laughing @ me .. so i stood up .. and they were just standing there laughing @ me .. and i said " dang .. that was messed up .. ......... " ......... so quick like lightning [[ ALMOST literally ]] i tapped both their nuts @ tha SAME TIME .. and they both fell on tha floor in pain !! .. hahahah !!! .. i was laughing my ASSSSSSSSSSSS off !! .. and then zach saw what happened .. and just came out of NOWHERE and punches me in tha nuts super duper duper duper duper duper hard !! .. aughh .. so all you would see are three guys on tha gym floor holding their nuts in pain & groaning .. hahaha .. that was soo great/funny .. but hurt like hell .. haha .. |
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Jun 17 2005, 08:40 AM
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I was trying to soap down this bar and I had only tried to soap once or twice before. so I sucked at it. So anyway, I feel but my legs went seperate ways and I hit my nuts on the bar.
......owie..... |
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Jun 17 2005, 11:42 PM
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 tk prt yr hd Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,330 |
First try at grinding a rail with meh skates...didn't go to well...I swear I felt it for a week.
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Jun 18 2005, 04:36 AM
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well im not a guy but i guess it hurt. i was swimming with my mate and her bro and his friend. we were playing some sorta wrsiting thing and his friend pulled me under so i sqermed and next thing i know my touch hit something really squishy and im thinking sh*t and he comes up with blood shot eyes and grabs on to the sides of the pool and screamed i felt so bad
 ....then for pay back he grabbed my ass 
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Oct 16 2006, 09:51 PM
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eww squishy balls lol
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Oct 18 2006, 04:51 PM
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hahaha... thats a funny story XD!!! well... my friends julianne's sister just punched me there once and i punched julianne in the pussy even though she didnt do anything. it was pointless... but hilarious XD!!!
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Oct 18 2006, 07:46 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840 |
Hm.
Hehe. There was a man who decided to go to a nude beach. As he was getting settled down, a little girl walked up to him, so he quickly put a newspaper over his private area. The girl asked, "What's that?" and pointed at the newspaper. "Oh," he said, pleasantly, "That's just my birdie!" "Oh," the girl said and turned around to play. After a while, the man fell asleep and dreamt beautiful dreams. An hour later, he woke up on a stretcher in excrutiating pain. "What happened?" he cried to the nurse and the nurse just shook her head and said, "Ask the little girl." He turned to the little girl and asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO???" She smiled and said, "I wanted to play with your birdie, but while I was playing with it, it peed on me! So I chopped it in half, crushed the eggs, and burned the nest." Heh. Old joke, but... yeah. Whenever you think you've gotten hit so hard that you're sterile... just think of the birdie man. |
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Oct 19 2006, 11:43 PM
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my worst one was in 9th grade in art class...me and some of the guys i hung out wit were idiots who loved to "sac-whak" eachother ...and there was 1 guy who NOBODY got...a HUGE guy named edwardo....he sat next to me and for some reason i was feelin edgy so i gave him the most powerfull sacwak ever...and he was maadd..he was like "revenge is a dish best served cold"
haha i thought it was hilarious and then we jus started talkin about somehtin else...and as soon as my guard was down his heavyhanded self smacked my nuts into my stomach! aaaww man it was the worst ever...but yet funny as hell..i was laughin in a painful moan |
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Oct 19 2006, 11:54 PM
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When u kick a guy there is it squishy?
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Oct 20 2006, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE(soulless727 @ Apr 16 2005, 7:57 PM)  So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day..... uuggh... i'm not a guy but i can feel the paaaiin!!! too bad for you then,, haha..  do boys really cry when they get hit on their nuts? then my big bro must've suffered a lot under me coz i used to kick his nuts HARD everytime we had an argument... and we argue almost every other day. i dunno why i did that though... i feel so sorry after readin this topic.. now i know why he hits me back really really really hard whenever i do that...  he looks murderous. 
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Oct 20 2006, 11:44 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
Not a blow, but a graze. Those hurt the worst when it just gets graced or tapped real hard by something. Hurts worse than a full on shot. One time in baseball, a ball just grazed the bottom of my sack and oh man.... it was the worst ever.
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Oct 28 2006, 10:35 PM
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LONG STORY SHORT: It hurt. BAD. I cried.
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Oct 28 2006, 11:31 PM
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I nailed some guy in the balls so hard (after he tried to reach up my skirt) that he passed out.
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