... and now for a random fact about Vin Diesel ... |
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 Jun 17 2005, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. QUOTE In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him http://www.4q.cc/vin/ copy and paste your random fact. 
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Jun 17 2005, 08:42 PM
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Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."
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Jun 17 2005, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE The knights that say ‘Ni!’ originally said, "Vin Diesel, you are our god and we will love and respect you till the end of all time." They however had to change it as they felt that this may have brought about a new world order. Dude...Vin Diesel is my husband. I'm going to have his children someday. 
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Jun 17 2005, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel masturbates with sand paper because it makes him feel tough. QUOTE When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
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Jun 17 2005, 08:47 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE(basick @ Jun 17 2005, 8:45 PM) When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.  Change the word 'water' with 'Felicia' instead. 
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Jun 17 2005, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel is the secret behind Busch's Baked Beans QUOTE Walt Whitman didn't write "O Captain, My Captain," it was actually written by Vin Diesel as an appology to his penis. oh. my. god. |
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Jun 17 2005, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel refuses to drive any vehicle with that gets more than 8 miles per gallon. wtf... |
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Jun 17 2005, 08:48 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE Vin Diesel beat 43 chimps in an arm wrestling contest to become world champion.
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Jun 17 2005, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel speaks in THX certified sound. QUOTE Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAGAGAGA
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Jun 17 2005, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE Vin has invented a new version of paper, rock, scissors where you can also decide to be Vin himself. He has never taught anyone the hand sign for Vin because so far he has never met anyone worthy enough to use it. i want to know QUOTE If one attempts to calculate the awesomeness factor of Vin Diesel, cubed by the awesomeness of a badger divided by the awesomeness of ninja-pirates, one has the basis for the weapon that destroys the universe. hmmmmmmmmmm.....  QUOTE The dodo bird isn't extinct; Vin has all of them in his basement and uses them for sex toys. roflmfao |
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Jun 17 2005, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE Scholars invented the exclamation mark JUST to describe how it sounds when Vin Diesel chews. OH SHIT! |
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Jun 17 2005, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel is actually Luke's father. these are hilarious. |
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Jun 17 2005, 10:35 PM
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One day, many years ago, Vin Diesel clapped his hands, causing a massive cosmic explosion, creating the universe.
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Jun 17 2005, 10:36 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but he wont tell anyone.
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Jun 17 2005, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel once wrote a screenplay called "Super Awesome Explosive Extremely Amazing Ghost Pirate Island Adventure", but was told the title was too long. He shortened it to "Pirates of the Caribbean". HAHAHHAHA |
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Jun 17 2005, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel only eats Vin Diesel shaped cookies.
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Jun 17 2005, 11:37 PM
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Q: What came first? The chicken or the egg? A: Vin Diesel.
Why is this about Vin Diesel? |
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Jun 18 2005, 12:34 AM
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Vin Diesel coded Diablo by himself, but is not responsible for the console versions.
The guy who created the website must be Vin-Diesel obsessed. Or he/she could be a stalkerrr. |
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Jun 18 2005, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE(AkaRyuz @ June 18 2005, 12:37 AM) Why is this about Vin Diesel? A better question would be, "Why isn't everything about Vin Diesel?" |
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Jun 18 2005, 11:15 AM
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haha steven, not again with Vin Diesel...
QUOTE The term 'breakdancing' was coined when Vin Diesel broke a dancer in half with his bare hands.
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Jun 18 2005, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE If you dare even think about calling Vin Diesel by his real name, it will set off a chain of events that would find the two of you, decades from now, trying to kill each other with .50 caliber Browning M2 machine guns in Chilpancingo, Mexico on New Years Eve. While dressed as penguins QUOTE Vin Diesel is the Indigo Power Ranger. QUOTE Vin Diesel is the Walrus, coo coo ca choo
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Jun 18 2005, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE When no one was looking, Vin Diesel sped up the Earth's rotation so it would be exactly twenty-four hours. QUOTE Vin Diesel once said that his only regret was not being able to save Lincoln from being assassinated, the reason being because he was boning Lincoln's wife at the time.
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Jun 18 2005, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum. Too. many. hard. words. I feel dumb. 
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Jun 18 2005, 04:29 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
^^ ROTFL
These are hilarious. QUOTE Vin Diesel's High School prank was Western Civilization. QUOTE The idea for the show "MacGuyver" comes from the time Vin Diesel went on a road trip and single-handedly wiped out the entire population of Salt Lake City with his shoe and a paper clip. QUOTE At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself.
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Jun 18 2005, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night. from this day on i shall never eat mushrooms again 
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