overly religous family, hallelujah! Options

[AngryBaby]

any of u guys got an overly religous family? i do

my parents are religous, but not as religous as my grandmas and aunts and uncles who i always see. and when i say overly religous i mean relatives that go to church EVERYday of the week. monday, tuesday, wednesday etc. relatives that say everythings the devil, "this movie is the devil" "that book is the devil" "your the devil!" i remember once when my cousins lost their parents, my parents offered to take them in. but my grandma and my aunt are all like "no, you dont go to to church enough we'll take them." my aunt says she has a personal relationship with jesus, like she talks to him all the time. for example, once my uncle got in a minor accident, my dad went to my grandmas house to to tell everyone. And when he told them my aunt is all like "oh! jesus told me something like this would happen!" and my dad's like "then why the hell didnt you warn him!" i like screwin with my aunts head, i would ask questions like " auntie, do you think aliens exist? i mean out of all the galaxies there has to be some life out there" and she'd be like " what galaxies? Evan that is something the DEVIL has wanted everyone to believe to steer their attention away from God" and i'll just say "oh, okay auntie" i've also been called heathen(what does that mean again?)
for having a girlfriend. and if i had a penny for everytime my aunt and grams was slain in the spirit i'd have about 2 dollars.