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 May 5 2005, 08:20 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here  Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965  |
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men
and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them |
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May 5 2005, 08:23 AM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
lol, ur supposed to stop after u find out the gun is not loaded
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May 5 2005, 02:13 PM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
funny...women aren't that evil ya know...unless.
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May 5 2005, 05:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,180 |
lols. pretty funny.
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May 5 2005, 07:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
lols
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May 5 2005, 07:19 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
haha , pretty funny.
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May 5 2005, 10:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Ha ha, the moral is: Don't mess with women!
Or the other moral... Women are more fit to be assassins than men. 
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May 5 2005, 11:55 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
wow. thats an interesting joke (:
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May 6 2005, 12:07 AM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha..that was quite funny.
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May 6 2005, 01:52 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Haha wow.. wait, FBI hire assassins?
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May 6 2005, 02:55 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
teehee. that made me chickle. And we arent evil. Most women wanna kill their husbands sometime of another. cuz theyre such jackasses.
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May 7 2005, 08:46 AM
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haha ..lmao
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Jun 5 2005, 07:50 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
True dat. lol Women aren't that evil..
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Jun 5 2005, 10:39 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hah that's funny.
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Jun 12 2005, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
That was one of the best jokes I've heard in a hot minute.
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Jun 15 2005, 10:37 PM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
women are only evil is u piss em off damn then thare EVIL
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Jul 2 2005, 02:14 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Oh my goodness. That's so not cool. Nah, he must have deserved it. hehe
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Jul 2 2005, 10:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,098 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,687 |
LOL a women WOULD probably do that
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Jul 2 2005, 10:51 AM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
ahahaha whats that suppose to mean? women arent ALL evil...
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