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 Jun 11 2005, 01:42 PM
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing |
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Jun 11 2005, 01:48 PM
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LOL!
 I loved the Dr. Suess and Bill Gates.
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Jun 11 2005, 03:11 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
lmao I heard that before somewhere... I don't remember where. But It's Still Funny.
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Jun 11 2005, 03:54 PM
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Haha.
I like the Dr. Seuss, Bill Gates and Bush ones. |
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Jun 11 2005, 10:24 PM
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LOL
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Jun 11 2005, 10:41 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Jun 11 2005, 2:54 PM) Haha. I like the Dr. Seuss, Bill Gates and Bush ones.  Same. I also liked the Bible.
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Jun 12 2005, 12:24 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i busted out laughing whenever i read the bill clinton quote! good one
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Jun 12 2005, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE(Emmaliev @ Jun 12 2005, 2:42 AM) BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question. ROFL!!!!!! There was this other one (i think from one of the Chicken Soup for the Soul books  ).. the chicken crossed the road to show the other chickens that he wasn't chicken. 
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Jun 15 2005, 07:23 PM
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 biatch Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,321 |
QUOTE BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the dr.suess one is way cute. |
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Jun 15 2005, 07:50 PM
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LMFAO. i loved the dr seuss, grandpa, bill gates, bill clinton, einstein, bush and the bible one! hehe..screw it! i loved all of them!
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Jun 16 2005, 05:59 AM
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LOL
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Jun 16 2005, 09:22 AM
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QUOTE DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! haha =D |
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Jun 20 2005, 02:10 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
QUOTE JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. This one was a bit .. mean, but it kind of made me giggle. So many thoughtful answers.
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Jun 23 2005, 09:52 PM
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rofl they're all funny but my favorite ones are dr. seuss and bill gaates
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Jun 27 2005, 08:30 PM
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I've been to that website. There are some even funnier ones on there.
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Jun 28 2005, 02:03 PM
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 omgah_itsmaggiex=new username. Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467 |
QUOTE BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? HAHA!! |
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Jun 28 2005, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. That first one was MY favorite.       
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Jun 28 2005, 11:45 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
Bill Clinton was probly the best.
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Jul 2 2005, 02:10 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Oh. that's AWESOME. cute stuff!
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