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post Apr 18 2005, 07:33 PM
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I`m CBC / ABC; but I sorta fit in with Korean
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 09:40 PM
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QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!
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wow. i gots no brain. how inaccurate. im "average"--true
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 08:31 AM
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They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.


thats cool w/ me, but then again, we could get 'ugly' when were mad hehe shifty.gif
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 01:19 PM
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i love being korean rolleyes.gif
 
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post Apr 19 2005, 03:56 PM
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[quote=Mireh,Apr 18 2004, 5:38 PM]
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They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it). [/quote]

i think they're prettier than Koreans...but, i dont see many

[QUOTE]Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.

Chinese (Mainland)
I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement. [/QUOTE]

i dont know the difference. Chinese is Chinese is Chinese to me. I'm not asian


[QUOTE]Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.
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all the filipinas i know are really pretty...

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post Apr 20 2005, 02:41 PM
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you must get a lot asian girls to know all this. well, finally a worthy topic to reply on...
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:26 PM
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QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 4:38 PM)
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.
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Okay. I see something entirely wrong with this analysis.

What if you are half-Vietnamese, half-Filipino/a.

Does that mean that they are being nice to you when they get their boyfriend to kill you?

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post Jun 8 2005, 05:37 PM
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I'm from the chinesemainland... i am not like that.. i care about pimples... hey that guy calling us ugly?! pft dats sad.


lol. now my viet side true! lol. so true.. their bfs would kill u... well, some Gangsta ones! Hey! i won't kill a guy! yes. TONS of connections! viet mafia! lol. j/k.. wait.. so I'm ugly and i have a great figure? lol...
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 07:47 PM
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Hahaha. I just skipped down to the Viet. Funny. Great figure. I've been told that quite a few times. Kind of.. weird. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 08:31 PM
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Viet girls - they'll find one and kill you. Lol that one was the high light of my day. x]
 
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post Jun 10 2005, 09:06 PM
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That was mean.
 
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post Jun 10 2005, 11:36 PM
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The one about filipinos and koreans are true. except they are all beeyootiful. look at amerie. stunning.
 
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post Jun 11 2005, 11:15 AM
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amerie is not hot as ciara
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 08:00 AM
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LOL about the korean part
 
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post Jun 14 2005, 08:53 AM
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I guess some of these comments are quite offensive and mean.

Mind you that not all the Hong Kongers' English suck, since HK was a British colony. (I am a HKBHKer. I may find someone to kill you for displeasing us. tongue.gif just kidding.)

Anyway, interesting post! happy.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2005, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 11 2005, 11:15 AM)
amerie is not hot as ciara
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Obviously, this is a thread describing asian girls so Ciara doesn't fit into this conversation.
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(xplicitmizz23 @ Apr 18 2004, 6:35 PM)
shifty.gif i'm mad that the one for filipinos was so short!~!  laugh.gif
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yeh but u kno what ? its short and sweet wink.gif laugh.gif like us filipinas.
 
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post Jun 23 2005, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE
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Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.


HAHAHA true.... we do got our connections...
 
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post Jul 4 2005, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE
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They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.


i guess thats pretty true
not that im saying im attractive or watev
 
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post Jul 4 2005, 09:25 PM
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YELLOW FEVER I'm infected

All my gf's have been Asian. I'm Israeli! What's wrong with me?
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 12:37 PM
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NiiCE. [[viet]]
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 06:24 PM
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haha...you said every asain girls were nice in the profile... but not viet... not at all...
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 12:03 AM
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some parts are true
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 11:39 PM
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im from hong kong..and the english section is so true. they seriously suck. bcuz i learn english from an international school, and my cousins dont. wen i comunicate with my sister, they're like "wat are they saying?"..even the most easy things
 
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Omg.the viet one is funny.hahhaha
 

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