some funny IRC conversations Options

[*basick*]

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

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<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

[*wind&fire*]

haha.. i love the first one... were you acutally there?

[*basick*]

nah i got them from bash.org

[*nightmare4taki*]

All of those were so funny I actually fell out my chair and laughed.
I laughed so hard i grew Pretty Ricky abs on that one.

These two are my favorites
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<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
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n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register
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[*basick*]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) f**k you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

[*wind&fire*]

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
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n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register

wow theyre so lame...(ie the jokes)

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

[KissMe2408]

lol the first two you posted made me laugh :)

[llamalam]

da first one's nice...

[d0nchikit0]

lmao the fourth and fifth ones were hilarious.. The second one is a joke I heard before.

[beautifuls0ul_x3]

lmao i can't decide which one i like best.

[*kryogenix*]

nah i got them from bash.org

thought i recognized those...

[topsyturvy]

LOL they all made me laugh

[KELLYYY]

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Those are hilarious.

[banthisaccountno...]

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

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roflmao


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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f**kers)
<anamexis> :<

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[emazing]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

Haha.
-points and giggles-

[jnukes]

LOL, i love that 3rd one & tha last one ..


edit

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

haha ..


edit again

wth .. dumbass .. haha

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


edit again .. this one made me laugh for some reason ..

<studdud> what the f**k is wtf

edit again !

i can't stop reading these !!

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

This post has been edited by jnukes: Jun 21 2005, 02:05 PM

[haostar]

this is a actual normal conversation between me and a good friend of mine....

Davidsantosl (7:24:51 PM): penis
BumblePeck (7:25:04 PM): head
Davidsantosl (7:25:56 PM): shittles
BumblePeck (7:26:25 PM): fem-in-ems
Davidsantosl (7:27:19 PM): moop
BumblePeck (7:28:05 PM): i was gonna update my journal.. but i have nothing to say
Davidsantosl (7:28:28 PM): haha say "i have nothing to say"
BumblePeck (7:28:53 PM): lol i put that last time.. god how sad... i have no life
Davidsantosl (7:29:24 PM): put random things
BumblePeck (7:29:46 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:30:16 PM): like beaner snizles
BumblePeck (7:31:04 PM): ill just post this conversation.. thats random enough.. lol
BumblePeck (7:31:14 PM): no.. im just kidding
Davidsantosl (7:31:44 PM): hahaha that will get ALEASTone persons interest haha
Davidsantosl (7:31:53 PM): u should i dont mind
BumblePeck (7:32:04 PM): lol wow thats sad
Davidsantosl (7:32:15 PM): i would haha
BumblePeck (7:32:16 PM): my sash says ULTRA MAN
Davidsantosl (7:32:45 PM): hahahahha mine says "mayor of candyland"
BumblePeck (7:33:02 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:33:07 PM): i have another one that says "king or the manwhores"
BumblePeck (7:33:52 PM): lol that ones great! because as we all know.. u are THE KING OF THE MANWHORES!
Davidsantosl (7:34:21 PM): hahah truer words were never spoken
Davidsantosl (7:34:46 PM): i take pride in being the enbasidor of all manwhores hhahahhahah
BumblePeck (7:34:56 PM): lol im sure you do!
Davidsantosl (7:35:11 PM): haha
BumblePeck (7:36:52 PM): i should cut my hair.. its 2 long
Davidsantosl (7:37:38 PM): hahah sure
Davidsantosl (7:38:14 PM): dude im trying to get a job as a librarian haha weird
BumblePeck (7:38:44 PM): lol what library?
Davidsantosl (7:38:58 PM): yhea
BumblePeck (7:39:27 PM): hmm didnt know there was a library called "yhea"
Davidsantosl (7:39:59 PM): ohhh in the baldwin branch
BumblePeck (7:40:36 PM): thats no where near me.. lol
Davidsantosl (7:40:48 PM): i know >:D
BumblePeck (7:41:28 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:41:56 PM): u should post this haha
BumblePeck (7:42:25 PM): lol i will.. i spose
Davidsantosl (7:43:21 PM): u should ::shouts in a loud deap voice:: I COMAND IT!
BumblePeck (7:43:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA make me
Davidsantosl (7:43:52 PM): ::sits on ur head:: >:D
Davidsantosl (7:44:04 PM): I COMAND IT MANBIRD
BumblePeck (7:44:07 PM): *cant breathe*
BumblePeck (7:44:18 PM): manbird? lol
Davidsantosl (7:44:26 PM): ::farts on or head::
BumblePeck (7:45:12 PM): ewww thats sooo wrong!!!! *dies of lack of oxygen*
Davidsantosl (7:45:49 PM): :D
Davidsantosl (7:46:06 PM): ::pokes u::
BumblePeck (7:46:15 PM): *twitch*
Davidsantosl (7:47:17 PM): peak is gay
BumblePeck (7:47:34 PM): *jumps up and tackles you* HAHAHAHA im not dead u punk ass
Davidsantosl (7:48:39 PM): :D ::twitches with fright:: OMG! IM BEING RAPED!!
BumblePeck (7:49:01 PM): ewwwwww
Davidsantosl (7:49:23 PM): tell me about it i feel so used.....
BumblePeck (7:50:06 PM): lmfao thats tramatizing
BumblePeck (7:50:11 PM): for me
Davidsantosl (7:51:23 PM): FOR U?! pfft im the one being raped
BumblePeck (7:52:43 PM): me rape you? uh.. no
Davidsantosl (7:53:59 PM): hahaha say that now but when the pants come off its another story
BumblePeck (7:54:34 PM): there you go again confusing me with one of your whores!! lol
Davidsantosl (7:55:05 PM): lol UR ALL MY WHORES xD
BumblePeck (7:56:00 PM): rotflmfao NOT ME!! hold on.. do you hear that? in the distance? i think.. i think it sounds like.. *BUZZ* i gave u the buzzer
Davidsantosl (7:56:35 PM): what u gave me a hummer?????? xD
BumblePeck (7:57:01 PM): lol i buzzed u damn it!
Davidsantosl (7:58:23 PM): yes i liked the hummer very much
Davidsantosl (7:58:39 PM): thank u for asking kukuku
BumblePeck (7:59:22 PM): lol dork
Davidsantosl (8:00:03 PM): u want my dork...urrr ok
BumblePeck (8:00:19 PM): lol STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!!!
Davidsantosl (8:01:11 PM): ummmm no i cant twist it
BumblePeck (8:01:23 PM): i should kick u
Davidsantosl (8:01:32 PM): that would be painfull xD
BumblePeck (8:01:50 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:02:08 PM): u should lick me?? ewwww UNCLEAN!!!
BumblePeck (8:02:25 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:02:45 PM): eww
BumblePeck (8:03:32 PM): *tramatized*
Davidsantosl (8:03:34 PM): ::lisens to music::
BumblePeck (8:03:58 PM): ...good for you?
Davidsantosl (8:05:02 PM): mah??? did u say something??
BumblePeck (8:05:27 PM): ...no...
Davidsantosl (8:06:11 PM): ok ::eats candy and stares at ur foot::
BumblePeck (8:06:40 PM): *hides foot* why are you looking at my foot?
Davidsantosl (8:07:24 PM): ::stares at other foot:: there so tinie
BumblePeck (8:07:38 PM): lol no they arnt
Davidsantosl (8:08:29 PM): yhea! compared to mine
BumblePeck (8:09:13 PM): lol what size are you?
Davidsantosl (8:09:54 PM): 11
BumblePeck (8:10:15 PM): jesus! yea.. lol im a size 6
Davidsantosl (8:11:29 PM): i knew it ur like a umpalumpa
BumblePeck (8:11:39 PM): lol shut up
Davidsantosl (8:11:43 PM): a onapalompa
Davidsantosl (8:12:01 PM): a hispanice umpalupa hahah XD
BumblePeck (8:12:12 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:13:38 PM): omg i have a boner...
Davidsantosl (8:13:48 PM): humm how did that happen??!
BumblePeck (8:14:07 PM): lol ewww did u really have to share that with me?
Davidsantosl (8:15:41 PM): no cuz i dont have a boner lamo
BumblePeck (8:17:29 PM): ima end up tramatized up the ass because i talk to u
Davidsantosl (8:18:28 PM): hahaha u want it up the ass??? xD
BumblePeck (8:19:13 PM): lol ur so wrong!
Davidsantosl (8:20:07 PM): im not wrong the things u say are wrong
Davidsantosl (8:20:26 PM): honestly u kiss ur mother with that mouth?
BumblePeck (8:20:34 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:20:41 PM): i dont kiss her
Davidsantosl (8:21:08 PM): wow aparently she dident hug u enough
BumblePeck (8:22:00 PM): lol gee thanx
Davidsantosl (8:22:36 PM): ::huges u:: there now stop being a ass
BumblePeck (8:23:22 PM): how am i being an ass?
BumblePeck (8:24:23 PM): im being called upon.. ill be right back! =P
Davidsantosl (8:26:17 PM): ok

no penises were harmed in the making of this conversation XD

haha

[angelrevelation]

lol...

i like these ones...

<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair?

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<zlut> how to make a directory?
<Apollo-> mkdir
<zlut> thanks
<Apollo-> no problem, slut
<Apollo-> err, zlut

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<Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile
<@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles?
<MarysKid> math not your major SJr?
<@SJr> actually it is :)
<MarysKid> LOL
<MarysKid> um... OK
<@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6
<@SJr> which works out to 5/3
<@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6
<Mojokoko> bah...
<Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska



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Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

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<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic

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<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home
<toe2toe> im just trying to picture that
<toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.."
<toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"

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<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph

meh that's enough...

[lozerface87]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

[__xxfrappachino...]

LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious!

[*AngelicEyz00*]

LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious!

is that really you in your signature?

[*mipadi*]

nah i got them from bash.org

Oh, man...bash.org is one of my favorite sites. I thought I recognized some of those transcripts.

[*kryogenix*]

it's best when you participate in funny irc conversations. man, if only i had that one log from the time that guy wanted cadillacs and dinosaurs.

[*FreeStickers*]

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

That was my friend(Acaila).

Anyway,

That second one made me laugh.

[elmogurly]

Haha. Those are FUNNY stuff.