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 Jun 8 2005, 11:04 PM
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "Help! I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" |
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Jun 8 2005, 11:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Ha ha, I bet that hunter was a blonde.
 Not to be a bias or racist or whatnot. 
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Jun 8 2005, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
hahaha
well she did say "let's make sure he is dead"
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Jun 9 2005, 01:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol...that's just horrible bastard
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Jun 9 2005, 02:18 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Ahaha, this was voted best joke somewhere, I forget. I've heard it a thousand times and it still cracks me up.
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Jun 9 2005, 03:17 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol thats funny
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Jun 9 2005, 07:55 PM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Hahah.
thats great. |
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Jun 9 2005, 08:15 PM
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 when the sun sleeps. Group: Member Posts: 210 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,079 |
....i feel lyke a blounde now..i dont get it
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Jun 9 2005, 11:26 PM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
ahahaha. That's so wrong. yet funny. oh man.
the guy kills the friend because the operator says to make sure he's dead. got it? |
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Jun 9 2005, 11:30 PM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
heh there's a lot of stuff i read in here that i don't feel the need to post on but that was pretty funny.
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Jun 11 2005, 08:06 PM
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 JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
AHAHA!! so funny... poor guy.... i guess what guy is really clue less huh? lol !
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Jun 11 2005, 10:18 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
Wow that was so unexpected... lmao I loved the joke.. =D
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Jun 11 2005, 10:23 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol i wasn't expecting that lol
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Jun 12 2005, 01:24 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
That cracked me up so bad.
I'm lame.
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