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| *basick* |
 Jun 8 2005, 02:38 AM
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1) paternity tests
girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing*  2) cheaters & lie detector tests maury: we asked meslissa if she had sex with your best friend.. melissa you answered no .. the lie detector test determined that was a lie.. and more than FIFTY times guy: im through with you... you a bird... you a BIG BIRD... matter fact you is a pteryldactyl!! 3) fat babies not appreciated by me, maybe one of you guys like it.. i just dont like looking at babies that are twins with the michelin man 4) sex loving 11 year olds 11 year old white girl: maury i have sexl ike 20 times a day and i want a baby! *after jail* 11 year old white girl: *crying* sorry mom i didnt mean to disrespect you im so sorry!!! 5) secret crushes its okay 6) hidden cameras sorta lame but cheaters is funny 7) and lastly, makeovers guy: maury my wife used to be the bomb, but know i call her buckweed.. she looks like a f**king mop head!!! help me!!! appreciated? mos def. |
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Jun 8 2005, 02:42 AM
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i loved the ones where they have the tragedy surviors on there and they help them out. they are so nice =)
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Jun 8 2005, 02:46 AM
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QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 7 2005, 11:42 PM) i loved the ones where they have the tragedy surviors on there and they help them out. they are so nice =)  completely different reason than why i like it but cool anyways 
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Jun 8 2005, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM) 1) paternity tests girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing* That always cracks me up . I'm like, I want you to know for certain that the baby is his before you come on national television and make an ass out of yourself.
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| *mipadi* |
Jun 8 2005, 07:11 AM
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QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Jun 8 2005, 3:42 AM) i loved the ones where they have the tragedy surviors on there and they help them out. they are so nice =) Does that actually happen on Maury Povich? If it does, those must be low-rating shows, because we know it's the countless episodes of "I'm 11...Who's My Baby's Daddy?" that make the show. |
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Jun 8 2005, 07:32 AM
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I love the trashy 11 year olds that brag about many men they had sex with and how they make moeny off of grown men without seeing anything wrong with it.
Then here comes a big, belligerent black guy in army fatigues that ain't tryin to hear it. Within minutes, the trashy girl(s) is(are) crying and not wanting to go. When they come back, they're singing a different tune. |
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Jun 8 2005, 09:13 AM
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the drag queen beauty pagent ones are the best
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Jun 8 2005, 10:40 AM
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 `non;chalance Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113 |
QUOTE 1) paternity tests girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing* 2) cheaters & lie detector tests maury: we asked meslissa if she had sex with your best friend.. melissa you answered no .. the lie detector test determined that was a lie.. and more than FIFTY times guy: im through with you... you a bird... you a BIG BIRD... matter fact you is a pteryldactyl!! those always cracks me up! i remember back then when the maury povich show was appreciated. now, its all about cheating, lie detector test, paternity tests, and 11 year old rebels who go through boot camp. i always wonder if it's scripted.  they stopped doing the shows where they bring people who have disorders/birth defects. those were really sad and always got me. 
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Jun 8 2005, 11:21 AM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
Im so sick of the
WHOMYBABYDADDY shows. Thats all Ive seen from him lately. &My liking for him has gone down. QUOTE(vampireduster @ Jun 8 2005, 9:13 AM) the drag queen beauty pagent ones are the best Yes! &I liek the ones "Am I a boy or a Girl" |
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Jun 8 2005, 11:26 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(lost [child] @ Jun 8 2005, 10:21 AM) Im so sick of the WHOMYBABYDADDY shows. Thats all Ive seen from him lately. &My liking for him has gone down. Yes! &I liek the ones "Am I a boy or a Girl" I think Maury has a shemale fetish. 
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| *Kathleen* |
Jun 8 2005, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE Does that actually happen on Maury Povich? If it does, those must be low-rating shows, because we know it's the countless episodes of "I'm 11...Who's My Baby's Daddy?" that make the show. Yeah, it's sad, isn't it? Hmm. Wow. Here I thought I was the only one that watched this for entertainment purposes. My favorites have to be the paternity tests. 
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Jun 8 2005, 12:51 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
<3 the maury povich show!
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Jun 8 2005, 01:01 PM
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LOL, I saw an episode noe time, the paternity test ones are awesome!
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Jun 8 2005, 03:03 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i f**king LOVE maury!!!!!
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Jun 8 2005, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Jun 8 2005, 3:38 AM) 1) paternity tests girl : maury i aint 100 percent sure, i aint 200 percent sure, maury im 5000 percent sure! maury: andrew, you are NOT the father. andrew: *starts breakdancing* ..ahh. Those made me laugh...HARD. http://poststuff2.entensity.net/061005/med...=nothisbaby.wmv Yeah, I like the show. I catch it whenever I can...whenever nothing else is on. |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jun 8 2005, 10:26 AM) I think Maury has a shemale fetish. Cant argue with you there. I like the paternity test and also the segment when he makes over people with bad hair dues. |
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Jun 8 2005, 04:22 PM
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Omfg. Yes. The "Am I a Boy or Girl" one is funny. The Maury Show is entertaining to watch..
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Jun 8 2005, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jun 8 2005, 3:22 PM) Omfg. Yes. The "Am I a Boy or Girl" one is funny. The Maury Show is entertaining to watch.. Whats so bad is i always guess wrong. If i guess girl its a boy and its vice versa if i guess otherwise.  I also like when he has the cheaters segment on there. Hey Steven you need to make a CHEATERS appreciation thread. |
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Jun 8 2005, 05:57 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
QUOTE 4) sex loving 11 year olds 11 year old white girl: maury i have sexl ike 20 times a day and i want a baby! *after jail* 11 year old white girl: *crying* sorry mom i didnt mean to disrespect you im so sorry!!! I love those Also the ones with the five year olds that act up and need to go to boot camp.
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Jun 8 2005, 06:12 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
The paternity test ones are always cool to watch. And the boot camp one. Bad 7 year olds need to get beaten up a few times...
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Jun 8 2005, 06:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,231 |
I love the ones that are like "My teen is out of control!" and the beauty pageant ones :)
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Jun 9 2005, 12:45 AM
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yo, it isnt even the 11 year old sluts anymore... yesterday i saw these 8 year olds just causing havoc at home and hitting their mom and shit like that... and then the big belligerent black guy comes in and they are all scared as hell.... hilarious
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Jun 9 2005, 12:51 AM
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LMAO. Hahaha...I didn't know you watched Maury..
 But anyways...I don't watch it often, though it's an interesting show, indeed.
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Jun 9 2005, 01:13 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
It cracks me up, but I can't watch more than an episode a week because it gets so terribly repetitive.
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Jun 9 2005, 09:32 AM
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I enjoyed watching it then it got kind of boring week after week seeing the same episodes of find my baby daddy.
Was Maury cancelled cause I dont see it on anymore. |
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